Bulldogs Joke

[Stomp]

:lol: :lol: Just got this in an e-mail from a friend.

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Bankstown and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Bulldogs fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bulldogs fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:

"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked:

"Well, if you're not a Bulldogs fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Roosters fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Roosters fan?"

Because my mum and dad are from Bondi, and my mum is a Roosters fan and my dad is a Roosters fan, so I'm a Roosters fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Roosters fan You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and your brother was car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."

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[Stomp]

No hard feelings Bulldogs fans, they're my second favourite along with the Cowboys!

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[Porkypine Head]

thats a good one stomp

What do you expect if you are a Bulldogs fan?

Drug addict and dealer, prostitution, car thieves, terrorists and drive by shootings :lol:

Heck... id rather support the wests tigers rather than be a bulldogs fan just to be safe!

 

[Rusty]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[[furrycat]]

:lol: I'm a bulldogs fan and I didn't mind that one.

 

[Red Bear]

That was classic :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[stubbsie]

that cracks my funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[LESStar58]

covered just about every stereotype of people who dwell in the western suburbs of any major Australian city. Not even I tell jokes that bad!

*cricket chirps*

goose.

 

[brissyleaguedude]

haha mad joke!

 

[ibeme]

This is an old joke that's been recycled over and over with all kinds of scenarios.

 

[Corbin]

hahaha ! CLASSIC!

 

[Anonymous]

SooooOoo old. Must've heard it 50 times on this forum now.

 

[strong_latte]

It is, I heard the exact same joke about the poms in the RWC last year... mind you it's still funny.

 

[Raider_69]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
gold

 

[Raider_69]

isnt there another one that gets recycled?
was posted a while back in the season
pretty funny thou

 

[^ Pando]

isnt there another one that gets recycled?
was posted a while back in the season
pretty funny thou

Yeah, the Raiders in the finals. :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

isnt there another one that gets recycled?
was posted a while back in the season
pretty funny thou

Yeah, the Raiders in the finals. :lol:

mate we made the finals :?
always happens, people win a premiership and suddenly a few of their fans think they are king shit #-o

 

[Dogs Of War]

So Raider69, how do you explain the Raiders fans on this forum then? You guys haven't been anywhere near a trophy for quite a while now.

 

[Cammo]

I have heard that joke for about 5 different clubs. It was funny the first time so those that haven't heard it before would get a laugh, for me it's getting old.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

isnt there another one that gets recycled?
was posted a while back in the season
pretty funny thou

Yeah, the Raiders in the finals. :lol:

mate we made the finals :?
always happens, people win a premiership and suddenly a few of their fans think they are king sh*t #-o

Don't worry R69...Pando's been a wanker before the Dogs won it.

We've made the Finals for the last 3 years from what I can remember, and what happens next year remains to be seen.