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[Captain Apollo]

Jennings: "It's true, Parramatta is where you come to watch careers end."

 

[wittyfan]

 

[muzby]

Cordner: “Hey Jake, have you seen weekend at Bernie’s? If you just raise his hand and make him wave, I’ll balance him from this end.”

 

[bubs]

That was $20 million well spent for a trophy.

 

[El Diablo]

 

[retch]

Beattie > What do you think Baldy...a grand final between the Melbourne Crushers and the Penrith Tigers.

Todd > Hang on John I have Gus on the mobile.10 in the bin mate.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Beattie “so does that mean the storm are bowling first?”

Todd “Chris why aren’t you wearing pants?”

 

[9701]

Beattie “so does that mean the storm are bowling first?”

Todd “Chris why aren’t you wearing pants?”

Who is Chris?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Todd getting peter mixed up with former play Chris Beattie

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Nick: “I’m paying Teddy & Cooper $1million each and I get stuck taking a photo with these nuffies........”

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Beattie: How does the Green Keeper make the grass go all those different colours?

Greenberg: Ummm...

 

[This Year?]

Beattie: "Why is Montoya laying there passed out and smiling like that? Weren't you the CEO of the Bulldogs once and claimed you built their culture?"

Greenberg: "Ahhh uhmmmmm"

 

[Zerô]

Todd "how did the meeting with the Western Australia power brokers go? I hope it wasnt ruined by the mad Monday story"
Beattie "f**k the Western Bulldogs!"

 

[El Diablo]

 

[Zerô]

 

[gUt]

--> up the arse corner

 

[Sphagnum]

Bring your daughter to work day

 

[JamesRustle]

Wayne: It’s a tragic story, I’m afraid. He could’ve had any woman in the world – but none could match the beauty of his own hand. That became his one true love.

Journo: You mean…?

Wayne: Yes. He was not ‘master of his domain’.

Journo: But how…?

Wayne: The muscles became so strained with overuse that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position. He was left with nothing but a claw. He travelled the world seeking a cure – acupuncturists, herbalists, swamis – but nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils and was dependent on cub scouts to feed him. I hadn’t seen another pair of hands like Michael Handcock’s – until today.

 

[muzby]

Dressing room cameras capture the strange, but secretive Broncos pre-game fire up ritual

 

[Captain Apollo]