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[hitman82]

Uate:
"can't keep a brotha down"
Lockyer:
*hideous gravelthroat noise*

 

[Chook Norris]

uate: cmon heather! this bong aint gonna suck itself!

lockyer: hang on.. ill ring gids

 

[Didgi]

"I can't Aku, doc says another few days for this bloody jaw"

 

[Dragon]

Think Eddie Murphy..think.. Rocky

Aku: Its right hea aaight? Gimme a box of junior mints

 

[Broncomum]

No need to wear a cap backwards.
No need to plaster yourself with tattoos.
No need to wear silly rubber bracelets.
No need to play with yourself.

Such is the credibility of a true legend!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Uate: "Yo Dazza. I've got something here that'll lubricate that gravel voice for ya."

 

[Azkatro]

You think that's big Aku? Have you not noticed the bulge in my shirt?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

No need to wear a cap backwards.
No need to plaster yourself with tattoos.
No need to wear silly rubber bracelets.
No need to play with yourself.

Such is the credibility of a true legend!

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

Locky: "Im not going back"

 

[Chook Norris]

You think that's big Aku? Have you not noticed the bulge in my shirt?

 

[Titanic]

Bashful Lockyer: Sometimes I just get so excited I can't keep this monster down.
Concerned Uate: Yeah mate, I get all weak knee'd with this little bloke, you're so pale you look like you need a transfusion.

 

[Chook Norris]

Uate: I'm telling you mate, once you go black you'll never go back

Lockyer: I know.

 

[Isaiah85]

The miracle cure for Lockyers eye socket injury revealed...Lipton "Uate" Teabagged

 

[juro]

Uate: I reckon I've got a pair in the bag

 

[Moffo]

uate: hey locky, i think you can help me. they charge me for two seats when i get on a plane these days, one for me and one for the trouser snake

 

[Hutty1986]

Big dog's gotta eat

 

[Perth Red]

Us Fijians are far bigger than you pale faces.

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Lockyer: "Damn nature, you scary!"

 

[Ozzy]

Locky: "No Aku, Simon says hands on your HIPS not on your tip".

 

[Pierced Soul]

"this is what happens when you let fijians play for the kangaroos"