Chelsea F.C. II: Return of the Special One

[Jimbo]

 

[Mong]

We can talk about you if you like Jimmy.

Tell us about your shared outrage with Jose regarding the mean old ref who single handedly cost your team the win.

That seems like as good of a place as any to start doesn't it?

 

[Mong]

Jimmy?

You still want to talk about you, right?

 

[Mong]

Jimmy?

Don't be all emo, we can talk about you.. Uncle Mong is here to help you through this.

 

[Mong]

Jimmy?

You ok bro? Cheer up mate, Jose will be ok.

PM me if you need to talk, ok buddy?

 

[Jimbo]

 

[Mong]

Although you're not making any sense mate, it's encouraging that you're responding.

Chin up pal, Jose will be ok.

 

[Haffa]

It's amusing how the troll continues to get trolled by Jose every time.

 

[Mong]

Jose isn't posting here Haffa.

Nice fail bro..

 

[Haffa]

Mong logic.

 

[Jimbo]

It's amusing how the troll continues to get trolled by Jose every time.

His pleas for attention are becoming even more desperate

If I was a West Ham fan I'd probably prefer to talk about Chelsea's pre-season too

 

[Mong]

Wow

Jose getting all upset has thrown the Chelsea fans into a tizz.

They are making much less sense than usual.

 

[Haffa]

His pleas for attention are becoming even more desperate

If I was a West Ham fan I'd probably prefer to talk about Chelsea's pre-season too

It must get boring after a while but like you said when you're a WHU fan what else is there to do?

 

[Jimbo]

It must get boring after a while but like you said when you're a WHU fan what else is there to do?

Indeed

Beaten by the second-worst team in the A-League, and then get beaten by the eleventh best team in La Liga

If the attention whore is looking for amusement this season, it looks like he'll find it a little closer to home

 

[Mong]

So you don't want to talk about you with Uncle Mong, Jimmy?

That's disappointing I must say..

Totes disappointing..

 

[Jimbo]

Not a bad looking squad at all. Depth should certainly not be an issue this season...

 

[andrew057]

Should be a cake walk for Chelsea. Could be one of the biggest choke jobs of all time if they dont win with that squad.

 

[Jimbo]

Should be a cake walk for Chelsea. Could be one of the biggest choke jobs of all time if they dont win with that squad.

I won't go that far, but it makes sense that we're favourites

 

[Haffa]

Still think we're a top striker short. Costa is an excellent signing but it's too much to expect him to play every game this season. Our options are limited to an ageing Drogba fit only for cameos and the disaster that is Torres.

With no Lampard to get us 20 goals a season from midfield, and no real pace or width upfront, I think we're going to struggle more than people think.

2nd behind City for me. Their squad depth is absolutely unreal.

 

[Jimbo]

I'm still hopeful that we'll get Cavani, who would do very nicely

I saw a report the other day that PSG were interested in Cech, as are Real

If Cech checks out (see what I did there?) it would create some foreign player breathing space, although we might still need to lose someone like Ramires