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The figure with the top hat and pipe loaded up a trusty snowball and prepared to rain down icy death on the idiot clinging to the guttering of his well lit home.
As he cocked his stick thin arm and prepared to deliver his lethal payload, however, the man in black emerged from the bushes and engaged him in conversation. By the time they'd finished debating the finer points of religion, the ice man's target had gone inside to be with his family.
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Ms. Claus was not expecting the reception she received when she got down on her knees in front of Jack Skellington. She'd come to terms with the fact what she was doing was tantamount to necrophilia, but certainly hadn't expected him to cave her skull in with a hammer.
As if her murder at the hands of a man she was servicing wasn't bad enough, she was then shot repeatedly by the bearded man.
SeeJay is dead. He was Ms. Claus, Christmas Aligned Hot Piece of Ass.