Christmas Mafia

[Dutchy]

change vote pp

nubs, butch MVP

 

[Hoggmaster]

vote pp
bold wont work sorry

 

[Drew-Sta]

Eh, f**k it. I might as well have been the recruit. Played like shit.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Self-nominated for worst town performance.

 

[Dutchy]

Derp-sta derped the derp this game.

 

[SeeJay]

butch was the "outspoken" one? lol...

 

[Dutchy]

Till the one day when the Derpess met this Derpo,
And they knew it was much more than a Derp,
That this group might somehow form a Derpteam.
That's how we all became the Derpy Derps.

The Derpy Derps...
The Derps..
That's the way we became the Derpy Derps!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Till the one day when the Derpess met this Derpo,
And they knew it was much more than a Derp,
That this group might somehow form a Derpteam.
That's how we all became the Derpy Derps.

The Derpy Derps...
The Derps..
That's the way we became the Derpy Derps!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[mickyj]

how on earth when butch killed seejay was it not obvious butch was the recruit.......

 

[SeeJay]

The clue of the recruit being outspoken threw every single townie off. Butch was almost last on my list of suspects at that point. And clearly everyone else thought the same.

 

[Dutchy]

he's not the recruit, he's indie who has probably just achieved his win condition.

been telling you for weeks.

 

[butchmcdick]

he's not the recruit, he's indie who has probably just achieved his win condition.

been telling you for weeks.

No he hasn't

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Clark Griswold's erstwhile friends decided to kill him.

So not Raven!

Parra Pride is dead. He was Clark Griswold, Christmas Aligned Family Man.

​

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Thirteen

Mum hadn't been quite the same since Daddy passed away, and she was on her third glass of white wine before she noticed that a present waited for her on the table.

She hadn't seen Santa come or go, but certainly appreciated the fine silk pajamas he'd brought for her. Such a shame that her best night's sleep would also mean she'd be unable to participate in the lynch the next day.

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Frosty the Snowman found himself once again cornered by the man in black, but it was a different man in black who put an end to his wintery reign.

DB is dead. He was Frosty the Snowman, Christmas Aligned Talking Snowman.

Jack Skellington's triumph was short lived, however, as Mohammad Bin Laden struck a telling blow with his machete that decapitated the King of Halloweentown.

butchmcdick is dead. He was Jack Skellington, Independently Aligned King of Halloweentown.

Come dawn, Christmas was well and truly in the hands of the bad guys. There was little than Scott 'Santa Claus' Calvin could do about it.

Bazzi is dead. He was Scott Calvin, Christmas Aligned Santa Clause.

Drew-Sta is dead. He was Mom & Dad, Christmas Aligned Truth Behind Santa.

The game is over. The Scum have triumphed

They were:

Scott Gourley's Lovechild was Seth Goldstein, Scum Aligned Covetous Jew.

Dutchy is Mohammad Bin Laden, Scum Aligned Islamic Extremist.

Brother Grimm is Albert the Atheist, Scum Aligned Joyless Turd.

Hoggmaster is Xanta Claus, Scum Aligned Faux Santa.
​

 

[Dutchy]

Nobody listens to the Dutch.

No recruit :lol:

 

[Hoggmaster]

Told you Butch was indie.... oh and the recruit was fake. You've known the entire mafia for most of the game yet you decided to kill yourselves off. Best. Town. Ever!

 

[SeeJay]

we actually attacked/lynched both bro grimm and dutchy, both clearly showed a protection chain. never seen a fake recruit ability...grats on your cheatwin

 

[Drew-Sta]

lol. That was messed up. I feel a bit better now.

Was it a fake write up?

 

[roc107]

Lol, I wondered if that recruit was fake just about the time I died.

 

[Rebel]

Why didn't I get any info the night seejay investigated Micky?