Classic Joke!!

[Alba]

Now this is an oldie but a goodie so ENJOY IT!



In a train car there was an Australian, a Kiwi, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Kiwi had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

1. The blonde thought - "That Kiwi son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

2. The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Kiwi laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

3. The Kiwi thought - "That bloody Australian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

4. The Australian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Kiwi again



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Johns Magic]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Never heard that one before TB.

7 out of 10 on the laughometer.

 

[Alba]

:shock: onli 7!! hahaha !! id say 8!

 

[That Guy]

:evil:

Not very funny IMO

 

[madunit]

Shut up TG or else you'll cop another slap! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[That Guy]

*Gives madunit the finger*

 

[madunit]

*slaps That Guy again*

 

[madunit]

you do realise, if we go any further with this TG it would be considered as foreplay :lol:

 

[That Guy]

*punches madunit square in the head knocking him to the floor*

 

[Alba]

OMG this is gettin too hot in here :arrow: im OUT!!

 

[Special K]

Anything with slapping a Kiwi around is good but that joke was :|

 

[Twizzle]

Good one Tb, we don't get many Kiwis here, so that joke will go down well.

 

[Anonymous]

Ohhhhhhh, those crazy Kiwis. What wacky adventures will they get into next?

 

[madunit]

What wacky adventures will they get into next?

Sheep maybe? :lol: :lol:

 

[El Coconuto]

Hmmmmmm sheep jokes. Older than the joke at hand :?

 

[Crusader]

AHA :roll:

 

[Raider_69]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Classic, ive herd it before thou :lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

This may offend some...only a joke.

twinkie goes to the docters......the docter checks him over & says " look your've got AIDS now name the last 100 men your slept with, the twinkie turns arouns and say's " bullshit i haven't got eye's at the back of my head" :lol:

 

[nibbs]

damit tb.

 

[Choppies]

havent heard that 1 before :lol: