Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Dragon2010]

An innie penis?

:lol: Apparently flaccid it was just a sheet of skin.

 

[umina panther]

An innie penis?

Aren't they all like that?

 

[dogslife]

Just purchased some old spice deodorant.

Form an orderly queue ladies.

 

[Cliffhanger]

If you look like Isaiah Mustafa, then I'd jump the queue and then jump you.

 

[dogslife]

You'll wait your turn

 

[Cliffhanger]

 

[Apey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T5FmAnxqgk

 

[thorson1987]

cant really remember the first time i rubbed one out

Don't exactly remember it but I was 18 and had already lost the v plates.

 

[umina panther]

Wow 18. I was before I even had pubes 10 or 11

 

[Dani]

Wow 18. I was before I even had pubes 10 or 11

This. :?

 

[Didgi]

If you look like Isaiah Mustafa, then I'd jump the queue and then jump you.

I've been told I look like Alastair Cook :sarcasm:

 

[Apey]

Pretty sure I was like 12 or 13.

 

[dogslife]

You don't scare me

 

[Cliffhanger]

You don't scare me

You didn't get my joke.

 

[Dragon2010]

This thread is pure gold.

 

[dogslife]

You didn't get my joke.

No I got it.

It's some lame ego thing. But I'd still maul you

 

[dogslife]

But you'd probably enjoy that :sarcasm:

 

[Cliffhanger]

You were trying to imply you looked like the Old Spice Guy, and I was suggesting it was like a kitten looking in the mirror and seeing a lion.

I want a pet labrador and a pet german shepherd and one of those mansions I see on the way to my uni. They're in Strathfield, they're these old houses that look haunted and creepy. If one more gets demolished and turned into town houses, I think I'll cry.

 

[BDR]

At first I didn't think it was funny, but now that you've dryly explained the joke...

 

[Cliffhanger]

It wasn't supposed to be a very funny joke, it was supposed to take the piss out of DL.