Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Alba]

well f**king post the next part of your life story

 

[Cliffhanger]

I'll just change topic.

 

[Alba]

no matter how many times I read that, I don't understand it....

 

[Frederick]

I haven't kept up with this thread at all, but from the general tone of the last few pages the next stage of cliffys life would be when she had her cherry popped.

Yet she refuses to talk about it, and has now completely changed the topic. I hypothesize that cliffy is, in fact, still a virgin. It would make a lot of sense if she was.

Discuss.

 

[Cliffhanger]

no matter how many times I read that, I don't understand it....

Sorry, it was supposed to say I learned it's a terrible idea to chat with mates of the opposite gender who are a few thousand ks away late at night.

 

[Alba]

haha okay, got it. Yep, never a good idea!

 

[urban eel]

Cliffords been cyber sexing

 

[sportive cupid]

Why do you ask Fred?

I'm going to give you younger people a bit of advice that might stand you in good stead .

there are lots of guys in the ...shall I say older group ( you know ..over 40) who wonder why they can't get women. They talk about how when they were young women praised them for their sexual prowess.They always knew they had a tiny dick, but it never seemed to worry the women.Their partners told them ' size doesn't matter" and "you've got a great tongue"

Yet now the pool of women willing to let them in has dried up.


then there are the 'older" guys who are getting lots .These are the ones who will tell you the secret . they found themselves a lady who was willing to tell them like it is.They learned to accept and embrace their smallness just like their ladies did.

It's a cruel to be kind story and you young guys should listen.

As it says in the crypt of the Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini in Rome :
A plaque in one of the chapels reads, in three languages, "What you are now, we once were; what we are now, you shall be." This is a memento mori.

 

[urban eel]

.

Well you can always retract the offer when he gets here.
But most of us guys are dense so he probably didn't read between the lines anyway

 

[urban eel]

I'll post a picture and let the panel of Wang experts decide

 

[BDR]

Why do you ask Fred?

I'm going to give you younger people a bit of advice that might stand you in good stead .

there are lots of guys in the ...shall I say older group ( you know ..over 40) who wonder why they can't get women. They talk about how when they were young women praised them for their sexual prowess.They always knew they had a tiny dick, but it never seemed to worry the women.Their partners told them ' size doesn't matter" and "you've got a great tongue"

Yet now the pool of women willing to let them in has dried up.


then there are the 'older" guys who are getting lots .These are the ones who will tell you the secret . they found themselves a lady who was willing to tell them like it is.They learned to accept and embrace their smallness just like their ladies did.

It's a cruel to be kind story and you young guys should listen.

As it says in the crypt of the Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini in Rome :
A plaque in one of the chapels reads, in three languages, "What you are now, we once were; what we are now, you shall be." This is a memento mori.

So every single man over 40 has a pin dick?

You have a bizarre way of talking about this subject.

 

[Dani]

No, he's pretty much certain he's getting in next time, which is like a month away and I am not mean enough to be like, yeah about that, not going to happen. Plus, I've kind of secretly wanted to f**k him for awhile. But it's a weird kind of wanna f**k, like you've thought about it etc, but when it seems like it's going to happen you're like oh f**k

This is the first thing in pages that I understand!

 

[sportive cupid]

I'll post a picture and let the panel of Wang experts decide

Can you photograph it next to something for perspective.
maybe a matchbox or cigarette lighter?

 

[urban eel]

A chiko roll?

 

[sportive cupid]

So every single man over 40 has a pin dick?

You have a bizarre way of talking about this subject.

Noooooo.Im just talking about some people I know.

You think my way of talking is bizarre?

I think it's bizarre when people talk about being open and highly sexual ...yet refer to f**king as ' sleeping with" and talk about being good " in bed"

In my mind being good in bed means no snoring and minimal farting.

 

[Cliffhanger]

This is the first thing in pages that I understand!

See I think these things and am like I must be weird, now I feel a little vindicated.


Anyway it's been a long time who wants to be my practice dummy, needs to be male

 

[urban eel]

See I think these things and am like I must be weird, now I feel a little vindicated.


Anyway it's been a long time who wants to be my practice dummy, needs to be male

No. You'll break me

 

[sportive cupid]

A chiko roll?

If you can get them both in the screen without making yours too hard to see.

 

[Dani]

See I think these things and am like I must be weird, now I feel a little vindicated.


Anyway it's been a long time who wants to be my practice dummy, needs to be male

:lol: it's always a let down when you get there too.

Also. 2nd practice dummy needed. Must be male. And like to cuddle.

 

[Cliffhanger]

No. You'll break me

Hurtful man, hurtful.