Clint Newton

[lockyrulz]

To be completely honest, I find a good argument with you always prepares me for a good night's sleep. In addition to the workout my lungs get laughing at your feeble attempts at wit, I also have the added benefit of knowing I've further educated a simpleton. Tonight alone you've learned that you're dumber than a pot plant and that 'mom' is an American word for mother.

Fittingly, I am off to bed now. Some of us don't have a mental disability pension to fall back on. If I'm to continue your education, I'll need to keep paying the internet bills.

And to save you the trouble of reading it (I know how long those Dr. Seuss books can take you to finish) - the cat cleans the house up at the end.

Sweetie, you can enunciate a thesauraus of juvenile jibberish if it so pleases you.

I'll rest easy in the fact that I will wake up tomorrow morning as me, you on the other hand will wake up to the same sad little dweeb who would struggle to beat his own shadow in an arm wrestle.

And for that, I alomst pity you. Mostly I laugh, but nearly I pity.

 

[Misanthrope]

That's twice now you've called me sweetie. Are you sure you're not resting easy in the vain hope you'll wake up next to me? I'm flattered, chief, but I'd rather support Cronulla.

And to spoil another amusing tale for you - October 13th, 2037. And yeah, they never managed to find that cure for 'idiot' you prayed for.

 

[Apey]

Sweetie, you can enunciate a thesauraus of juvenile jibberish if it so pleases you.

I'll rest easy in the fact that I will wake up tomorrow morning as me, you on the other hand will wake up to the same sad little dweeb who would struggle to beat his own shadow in an arm wrestle.

And for that, I alomst pity you. Mostly I laugh, but nearly I pity.

keyboard herooooo

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Locky, your material has improved a tad but misanthrope still wins by knockout for me.

Btw, I haven't seen that dill Ron Jeremy for a while. Are you still an insecure asswipe?

And you are?

LOL at the insecure jibe, that coming from someone that signals me out:lol: :lol:

Speaking of asswipes......

Lockyrulz, please go easy on them:lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Sweetie, you can enunciate a thesauraus of juvenile jibberish if it so pleases you.

I'll rest easy in the fact that I will wake up tomorrow morning as me, you on the other hand will wake up to the same sad little dweeb who would struggle to beat his own shadow in an arm wrestle.

And for that, I alomst pity you. Mostly I laugh, but nearly I pity.

Ouch!

 

[Misanthrope]

Lockyrulz, please go easy on them

If she/he/it went any easier, I could just throw pens at my keyboard from across the room and post the results.

 

[Engine]

Geez, you are a real tryhard Locky. I don't understand why you constantly try to knock people when the insults given back to you are twice as effective. Most people with an IQ higher than 70 would walk away and concede defeat. So, your IQ must be lower than 70. That explains everything then.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

If she/he/it went any easier, I could just throw pens at my keyboard from across the room and post the results.

tbh she/he is wining this debate;-)

 

[Misanthrope]

tbh she/he is wining this debate

I can see why you think so. You can't even spell winning. You're perfect for one another. Maybe Hagan will recruit both of you as part of Operation: Get More Wooden Spoons.

 

[Engine]

As for you Ron, I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

As for you Ron, I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

Yet you already have.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I can see why you think so. You can't even spell winning. You're perfect for one another. Maybe Hagan will recruit both of you as part of Operation: Get More Wooden Spoons.

Yeah that post was worth waiting for...:lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

Yet you already have.

Nice segway. I was wondering how you'd bring Clint Newton back into this.

Yeah that post was worth waiting for..

Probably wasn't. Kind of like the nine months of pregnancy your Mum went through just to see your ugly mug spew out onto the hospital floor. Oh yeah, I went there.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Nice segway. I was wondering how you'd bring Clint Newton back into this.

The premiership wining player Clint Newton you mean?

Geez your replys are lame:lol:

Serioulsy that was terrible:lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Nice segway. I was wondering how you'd bring Clint Newton back into this.



Probably wasn't. Kind of like the nine months of pregnancy your Mum went through just to see your ugly mug spew out onto the hospital floor. Oh yeah, I went there.

Edit the post did you?

So now you know who i look like?:lol: personal assualts now yet you're a moderator?:lol:

Read the forum guidelines recently?:lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

Read the forum guidelines recently?

Which part were you referring to? I can't see anything that says I can't call you ugly. Clutching at straws because you've yet to actually form some kind of actual response?

 

[Engine]

Ron the Moron. It is clear from your posts that you have an agenda against intelligence.

Intelligence is important for human beings. It helps us to complete basic tasks like turning on a computer, walking, eating etc. Tasks which you can do with careful thought.
It is clear that your intelligence problems stem from an inability to undertake complex tasks. For example, typing an intelligent post is too complex for you because it requires more than one skill (grammar, thought, typing skill, computer skill etc). You just can't put all of those skills together like a normal human can.

Don't worry, some animals like a goldfish cannot do complex tasks either. So, take comfort in the fact that you are not the lowest form of living intelligence on Earth. For example, you can do more things than a blade of grass.

I hope you go to bed with happy thoughts

 

[Engine]

Ron the Moron. It is clear from your posts that you have an agenda against intelligence.

Intelligence is important for human beings. It helps us to complete basic tasks like turning on a computer, walking, eating etc. Tasks which you can do with careful thought.
It is clear that your intelligence problems stem from an inability to undertake complex tasks. For example, typing an intelligent post is too complex for you because it requires more than one skill (grammar, thought, typing skill, computer skill etc). You just can't put all of those skills together like a normal human can.

Don't worry, some animals like a goldfish cannot do complex tasks either. So, take comfort in the fact that you are not the lowest form of living intelligence on Earth. For example, you can do more things than a blade of grass.

I hope you go to bed with happy thoughts

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Ron the Moron. It is clear from your posts that you have an agenda against intelligence.

Intelligence is important for human beings. It helps us to complete basic tasks like turning on a computer, walking, eating etc. Tasks which you can do with careful thought.
It is clear that your intelligence problems stem from an inability to undertake complex tasks. For example, typing an intelligent post is too complex for you because it requires more than one skill (grammar, thought, typing skill, computer skill etc). You just can't put all of those skills together like a normal human can.

Don't worry, some animals like a goldfish cannot do complex tasks either. So, take comfort in the fact that you are not the lowest form of living intelligence on Earth. For example, you can do more things than a blade of grass.

I hope you go to bed with happy thoughts

Yeah i read your post the first time Mr Intelligence, are you blind as well as stupid that you needed to post it twice?

Speaking of complex tasks maybe refering to the thread title instead of your obvious insecurities which include myself.

Dickhead:lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

Ron, I can't sleep with all this fussin' and feudin'. What say we bury the hatchet for now and renew hostilities in the light of day?