Coffee thread

[urban eel]

no not that heavy 112kgs 195cms
but still looks like my sums are a little off i had 63mg of caffeine
and my Ld50 was from some TV show i was watching last night

to play it safe i wont have more than 80 shots a day

 

[Pete Cash]

You'd have to drink them quickly. I believe it takes like 4 to 5 hours to get rid of it. People use caffeine as a supplement for the gym and its quite easy to get the dose wrong if one doesn't do things properly. Now it probably won't kill them but it will make an unpleasant few hours.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I want a non suicide amount of coffee

 

[urban eel]

had my first shot of Esmeralda coffee yesterday. easily the best ive had in my short career as a coffee snob/twat
paid $7 with no remorse

 

[Misanthrope]

I want more coffee in my life, but it's not exactly easy to find here in China outside of Starbucks.

I know instant coffee is shit, but if I want to get some coffee sent over to me that I can make at home without a French Press - what would you caffeinated SOBs recommend?

 

[soc123_au]

A pod machine from Aldi & a heap of pods would get you out of trouble. Shouldnt be too pricey to ship over there. That is my only big hate when I go to China, the coffee there is f**king woeful. Luckily there is a Starbucks near my hotel, but even that is only a touch above bearable.

 

[Misanthrope]

A pod machine from Aldi & a heap of pods would get you out of trouble. Shouldnt be too pricey to ship over there. That is my only big hate when I go to China, the coffee there is f**king woeful. Luckily there is a Starbucks near my hotel, but even that is only a touch above bearable.

I have no idea what a pod machine is, but I will look into having my folks pick one up for me when they're next in Newcastle or Sydney. No Aldi in Armidale or Glen Innes, as far as I'm aware.

 

[urban eel]

Woollies have them as well

 

[Misanthrope]

Woollies have them as well

Sweet. One of them in ol' Glen Anus.

 

[afinalsin666]

Pods are definitely the go.

Had Bulletproof coffee the other day. f**king staunch, filled me the whole day. Was crazy tasty as well, which was unexpected.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I have a Bugatti Chrome Diva espresso machine, suck it wankers!

 

[soc123_au]

I have a Bugatti Chrome Diva espresso machine, suck it wankers!

If I wasn't married I would be going after you so hard. Nice rack & a great coffee machine, what more could a man want.....

 

[urban eel]

Pods are definitely the go.

Had Bulletproof coffee the other day. f**king staunch, filled me the whole day. Was crazy tasty as well, which was unexpected.

that's the stuff mixed with butter right?

I have a Bugatti Chrome Diva espresso machine, suck it wankers!

stop putting rubbish coffee throught it then

 

[afinalsin666]

that's the stuff mixed with butter right?

Yeah. Butter, coconut oil, and full cream. So thick, but god it's good.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i get the iced coffee /honeycomb chills from woolies

yep i rock

 

[Cliffhanger]

A woman who's not bat shit insane.

I have a nice bum too.

 

[soc123_au]

95% of women are bat shit insane Cliffy. The other 5% are post op trannies. Of the 95% Only 32% have a good rack & only .05% have an awesome coffee machine. You are quite the catch.

 

[umina panther]

Soc you have to add in the being a Roosters fan, so she has to drop quite a few points there

 

[Dutchy]

Capa 2 sugars. Warehouse. Kincumber South. Can't beat it.

 

[Misanthrope]

A woman who's not bat shit insane.

I have a nice bum too.

Way to disqualify yourself.