Colin Funky Miller's hair

[dogslife]

Every cricketer and his dog seems to be getting a thread dedicated to his hair, so why not the king himself?

 

[gUt]

Look at that wacky colour! Imagine such a thing!

 

[IanG]

Just remember Courtney Walsh having to pull out of his guard because he was pissing himself laughing. He made Greg Matthews look normal

 

[dogslife]

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Clark's 250 takes a shit on this thread

 

[dogslife]

I realise your affliction for Michael Clarke, but he'll never get his own hair thread, and you're just going to have to live with that, because some of his hairdos have made him look like a metrosexual creampuff, which is probably the reason you're so interested in him

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Cry yourself to sleep

 

[dogslife]

:lol: Go jump in a hot shower champ and pull till your heart's content

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

329 not out

Highest ever score by an Australian captain
Highest ever score at the SCG in 109 years
First ever test triple century at the SCG

Take some cyanide before you hit the pillow tonight

 

[dogslife]

Congrats to Clarke, great cricketer, great innings, still a merkin. He's like a talented version of you pal

 

[dogslife]

329 not out

Highest ever score by an Australian captain
Highest ever score at the SCG in 109 years
First ever test triple century at the SCG

Take some cyanide before you hit the pillow tonight

A bloke by the name of Mark Taylor would dispute that fact

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Yeah I meant to say in Australia you Kiwi sperm bank

329 androtrop

 

[dogslife]

The fact you love him so much makes me think I'm onto something by not liking him. When in doubt, do the opposite of limpdick