Commentator dribble

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Matt Nable is the f**king worst

 

[forestfan]

Danny bedurus “ that’s a heads up play “

Might be 2018 buzz phrase but by god if I hear it again I might put a brick through the screen

Stop saying it for every time a half decent play is made .

 

[Brutus]

Danny bedurus “ that’s a heads up play “

Might be 2018 buzz phrase but by god if I hear it again I might put a brick through the screen

Stop saying it for every time a half decent play is made .

Everyone is saying it. So f**king annoying.

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

Use it in afl as well. So f**king lame

 

[Spot On]

Kevvie telling viewers the Broncos would hsng in there for the win last night.

...... 20 points later.....

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

Kev is a one eyed flog. Horrible

 

[mozza91]

‘Single handedly’ is a real go to for the Fox guys. Apparently Michael Morgan single handedly got the Cowboys to the Grand Final last even in spite of that useless prick Taumalolo.

 

[johnny plath]

One that shits me is when the commentators marvel that someone other than a forward is packing in the scrum, or a halfback doesn't feed it. Hell, I'm sure its been like that for at least 20 years now, they really need to move on or f**k off. Its not some marvellous new invention either, anyone else remember Paul Sironen running off the 5/8 from a scrum in the 80s. Also had a gutfull of commentators whingeing about the refs, we get it, they don't agree... now f**king move on cos thats how it is and their whining is f**king up the presentation... if you don't like it get a new job. Maybe they need to blow up deluxe about stubborn coaches and teams that want to push the limit, thinking that eventually the refs will give up... not sure its going to happen.

 

[AJB1102]

Matt Nable is the f**king worst

He was crediting Fusitua with an extra try all game last weekend.

Scores his 2nd; "AND THERES HIS HAT TRICK!"

Scores his 3rd; "OMG! 4 TRIES"

Then for the remaining 15mins kept talking about his 4 try haul and no one pulled him up. They can't get a stat on how many times Ryan James has kicked a ball over his career in a matter of minutes but no one can tap Nable on the shoulder and tell him Fus' first try was disallowed.

 

[Broncoandy]

Kevvie telling viewers the Broncos would hsng in there for the win last night.

...... 20 points later.....

We were robbed blind. Kevvie even admitted it to me.

 

[The Friz]

The Dragons have a new player called TARAK Sims. According to Gasnier anyway.
Also, can someone teach Gasnier to say "those" and not "them".

 

[no name]

The Dragons have a new player called TARAK Sims. According to Gasnier anyway.
Also, can someone teach Gasnier to say "those" and not "them".

‘Them’ comments from Gaz have f**king pissed me off for years

 

[AlwaysGreen]

You blokes have got it wrong about Goosnier. He's an analyst. Haven't you seen his suit and big screen? Haven't you heard him say them big words like 'fatigue' and 'linespeed '?

 

[AJB1102]

You blokes have got it wrong about Goosnier. He's an analyst. Haven't you seen his suit and big screen? Haven't you heard him say them big words like 'fatigue' and 'linespeed '?

"Uncharacteristical" is my favourite.

"If they could just cut out them uncharacteristical errors"

 

[King hit]

Feel a bit sorry for Michael Ennis. He is one of the better commentators around but he deserves better co workers than Nable who sounds like he has never watched a game before and Hodges who is pathetic and sounds like someone who has just come from smoking bongs.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Alexander and Roach on together is a crime against humanity

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Alexander and Roach on together is a crime against humanity

Brandy, the big sour lezzbo, was mercifully quiet last night.

He must’ve still had some sore clunge-flaps from the hiding Penruff took the other night.