Confessions thread

[Azkatro]

I like to register on dating sites, even though I'm in a happy relationship, just to see what's on the market.

Confess! Confess!

 

[RABK]

*Walks out of elevator and turns back to crowd inside elevator*

"It was me!!!"

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

I'll pretend that I am sad and depressed to increase my chances of getting lucky with my partner.

 

[shadow grinder]

i play with myself

 

[Mr Angry]

I golly on 4 x 4s.

 

[Sir Biffo]

I own a David Hasselhoff CD.

 

[Godz Illa]

I golly on 4 x 4s.

Hahaha

You are truly doing God's good work. Or is it Godz work. Either way it's good.

 

[Raider_69]

I'll pretend that I am sad and depressed to increase my chances of getting lucky with my partner.

Guilty :lol:

I also play up work injuries to get pampered from the better half
I lie to work at least 3 times a week to get out of work on time and/or not to go into work

BTW this forum needs more Forum Idiot

 

[Alba]

sometimes i act my way out of things i should be on bold and the beautiful muahaha

 

[Phillips]

i pretend im a girl and go into the lesbian rooms in yahoo chat

 

[shadow grinder]

i pretend im a girl and go into the lesbian rooms in yahoo chat

:lol:

 

[Stranger]

I didnt do it

 

[Scorpio30]

i pretend im a girl and go into the lesbian rooms in yahoo chat

and you enjoy chatting to other blokes who also pretend to be girls? LOL

 

[Twizzle]

i pretend im a girl and go into the lesbian rooms in yahoo chat

I bet you're the only guy who ever thought that one up

 

[White Poiner]

I had relations with....... Um, never mind.

 

[raider_ktj]

I can be really really manipulative, and like alba, act my way out of things. I seem to get out of a lot of sh!t and nearlyl always manage to turn fights back around on other people, especially guys.

 

[Moffo]

is this where i say that im a virgin?

:lol:

 

[Stranger]

No, Because we know your are Moffo


I talk my way outta things all the time, its really nothing to be ashamed of... im a bloke so i cant use my body to do it :lol: , lucky i am a really good talker

 

[Twizzle]

hey Snoop, has Moffo lost his vriginity

 

[Raider_69]

:lol:
Snoop knows his LU forumers