Confirmed Signings

[Bazal]

Get kicked outta the eels forum did we? Lol

No I just don't go in much because there are too many fake fans and trolls in there.

You'd be right at home actually, it's a surprise you don't post there more

 

[Munky]

Parra sign Mary and MEnnis. Obviously want to emulate the success of the Raiders and St Merge.

Football Update- Club Announcement

The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that Michael Ennis and Paul McGregor will be joining the coaching staff as consultants for Season 2022.

www.parraeels.com.au

Baldness squared

I thought Mary's gravity defying antics were over after the Dragons ditched him.

I was wrong, managed to fall upward again.

 

[gerg]

Mary and Arthur up in the box. Does it get any better than this?

 

[SBD82]

Mary and Arthur up in the box. Does it get any better than this?

 

[84 Baby]

No I just don't go in much because there are too many fake fans and trolls in there.

You'd be right at home actually, it's a surprise you don't post there more

Don’t you try and downplay the incident. The Ram still can’t sit down and 111 still smells like a Turkish bath house. Your ban is deserved.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Mary and Arthur up in the box. Does it get any better than this?

If by better you mean balder, then no

 

[The Rosco]

No I just don't go in much because there are too many fake fans and trolls in there.

You'd be right at home actually, it's a surprise you don't post there more

He doesn't post as much there coz he's too busy on the WT pages discussing our signings.
Careful now Baz, or we might steal him away. I do think he likes us.

 

[Captain Apollo]

If by better you mean balder, then no

I hear Advanced Hair are approaching the Eels to become a sponsor as a result

 

[Dracarys]

Yea yea!

 

[Marshall_magic]

I hear Advanced Hair are approaching the Eels to become a sponsor as a result

They’ve also signed Mick Ennis as well for the after shots. Nobody’s hairline encroaches like his

 

[roofromoz]

O'Sullivan signs with Panthers

Penrith Panthers is delighted to announce the signing of playmaker Sean O’Sullivan on a one-year deal for the 2022 season.

www.penrithpanthers.com.au

 

[gerg]

I hear Advanced Hair are approaching the Eels to become a sponsor as a result

I'm not sure even Advanced Hair could perform such a miracle as curing the two baldest humans in the world.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

I'm not sure even Advanced Hair could perform such a miracle as curing the two baldest humans in the world.

Mick Ennis has enough hair on his head for all 3 of them.

 

[MugaB]

Mick Ennis has enough hair on his head for all 3 of them.

And BA and Mary have enough forehead to cover Mick P. Ennis lack of forehead

 

[Cheese sandwich]

And BA and Mary have enough forehead to cover Mick P. Ennis lack of forehead

Hey! I love mick ennis

 

[MugaB]

Hey! I love mick ennis

I do too..... we all love Ennis

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mary and Arthur up in the box. Does it get any better than this?

Ennis is ready for next year as well.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ennis is ready for next year as well.

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Is that Big Mahn Deep Voice Hoops???

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is that Big Mahn Deep Voice Hoops???

No. This is.

 

[Nerd]

Mary going to the Eels is baldness gold. Hopefully he brings his winning track record with him. lol