COREY NORMAN IS A MYTH

[Forest Gymp]

Never mind champ, chins up, im sure youll come good, youll be lucky in love one day maybe with someone elses sister

 

[Forest Gymp]

Actually i heard that Normie wants a release to play at Nyngan with Ben Custo he wants to go there so hes the dominant half

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

But seriously? It's four letters.

 

[Bazal]

Never mind champ, chins up, im sure youll come good, youll be lucky in love one day maybe with someone elses sister

I can't be trusted with people's sisters. Us Marine Biologists have a pathological need to use them to attract sea monsters. It's why we have so many bikini clad women in our lives without ever having a meaningful relationship.

The only downside of the job, I suppose.

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee the quality of trolls is worse than our second half last night.

 

[Bazal]

Gee the quality of trolls is worse than our second half last night.

I remember when trolls were stimulating and funny.

Now they can't even spell gimp.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I remember when trolls were stimulating and funny.

Now they can't even spell gimp.

Maybe it's a joke. Like how I deliberately misspelt my own name.

 

[Bazal]

Maybe it's a joke. Like how I deliberately misspelt my own name.

I always just assumed that was because you really were a deadshit looser....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Norman has obviously been hampered by injury, you'd have to be the absolute dope of all dopes not to see this.

I'm astonished by the amount of two bit dopes on sites like these and 1 e e aswell

He was clearly diminished after returning from his hamstring injury, and as we've seen, it was still strapped up yesterday.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I always just assumed that was because you really were a deadshit looser....

Well I'm not denying that. I just happen to be a deadshit looser who can spell a bit.

 

[Bazal]

Well I'm not denying that. I just happen to be a deadshit looser who can spell a bit.

Well most people can spell a bit. It's only four letters

 

[Gary Gutful]

A lot of people don't know this but Forest Chimp went to the school with Corey Norman.

He still hasn't forgiven him for having success with the ladies whilst the best the chimp managed was second base with 'Tina concrete eater' who later changed her name to Colin.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Gee she could devour sand, cement and gravel though. Plus liquid of any sort.

 

[Bazal]

A lot of people don't know this but Forest Chimp went to the school with Corey Norman.

He still hasn't forgiven him for having success with the ladies whilst the best the chimp managed was second base with 'Tina concrete eater' who later changed her name to Colin.

Well at least that explains why Colin is so angry on Twitter

 

[Bazal]

Normie can spell he just cant cast one anymore, now hes got the big pay packet.... theres a thought that he shares his million plus a year with Brad Arthur wouldnt be the first rort to go on at Parra would it fellas

That's a pretty odd thing for a so-called fan to say.

I'm beginning to doubt your authenticity. Like those Tigers fans who were wishing us well.

 

[Forest Gymp]

Gary gutfull of sperm, well we know ladies arent on the agenda at your place Hehe, youve never been the same since Elton came out, what was your motivation?.... please dont say Normies clean shirt i bet youve wanted to wipe something on Normies shirt

 

[Bazal]

Gary gutfull of sperm, well we know ladies arent on the agenda at your place Hehe, youve never been the same since Elton came out, what was your motivation?.... please dont say Normies clean shirt i bet youve wanted to wipe something on Normies shirt

Your fixation on laundry is rather unsettling

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary gutfull of sperm, well we know ladies arent on the agenda at your place

No, they aren't. My wife frowns upon it.

Hehe, youve never been the same since Elton came out

Elton John is gay? You serious? That's a bit of a shock to be honest.

what was your motivation?

It depends really. Sometimes its Suze Orman. Other days its Anthony Robbins. Have you seen the size of that f**ker's face. We have a theory on this forum about big faces.

Please dont say Normies clean shirt

"Normie's clean shirt". Oh f**k, sorry I wasn't meant to say that was I?

i bet youve wanted to wipe something on Normies shirt

Not really. We have a lot of clean towels at home.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Your fixation on laundry is rather unsettling

I think we have found out what happened to John Harker. Poor bastard has fallen on really bad times since Napisan gave him the arse.

 

[T.S Quint]

Is this idiot for real?

Or is it another one of Bartman's alts.