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  1. Hollywood Jesus

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    Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

    But it's ok, guys. We know the dangers of having pictures of me close by. Constant ejaculation, regularly losing focus on life as you become entranced, marriage break ups, families being torn apart and generally the breakdown of society.

    Still, you can't deny that I deserve it.
     
  2. strider

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    :sarcasm:
     
  3. Poupou Escobar

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    The hand is the only bit that remains still.
     
  4. Mrs Casper The Ghost

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    HJ, are you a late blooming virgin?
     
  5. Haynetrain

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    Hello Larissa,what are your thoughts on Jarryd Hayne? do you believe him to be the greatest human being you have ever met?
     
  6. Maroubra Eel

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    Why are you guys turning this thread into a joke. Grow up.
     
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  7. The Elephant In The room

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    The club should know better than to try and interact with their fans.
     
  8. Poupou Escobar

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    It's a line of communication about membership though. Will they answer our questions about player retention and stuff like that? Or is it just the club here to help us give them more of our money?
     
  9. oldmancraigy

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    Given that there are over twenty thousand members (ie, those who have already given their money to the club), do you think a way for people to ask their questions is a good thing?
     
  10. Poupou Escobar

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    If I have to wade through dozens of inane questions and childish comments just to find out if we've brung Connor Broadhurst back to the club then no, it's not a good thing.
     
  11. TheRam

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    What the hell are you smoking today Pou? :crazy:
     
  12. oldmancraigy

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    Surely the same thing as every day?
     
  13. TheRam

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    Probably right.
     
  14. Poupou Escobar

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    Life is the only drug I'm smoking. But I did have to rob a couple of old ladies to pay for it.
     
  15. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    I hope they were left-handed rangas.
     
  16. Poupou Escobar

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    f**k you guys, we're never gonna get laid if you keep dicking around every time a chick comes in here.

    Let HJ do the talking next time.
     
  17. Gazzamatta

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    :D
     
  18. Gary Gutful

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    Why won't we sack BA? Can you ask Larissa and let me know what her answer is?
     
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    And then can you ask her why she didn’t pass Max’s reforms?
     
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    Did Larissa know that Seward was a scumbag the whole time, or did she find out the same way as the rest of us?
     

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