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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Matraville Eel, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. Hollywood Jesus

    Hollywood Jesus Coach

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    Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

    But it's ok, guys. We know the dangers of having pictures of me close by. Constant ejaculation, regularly losing focus on life as you become entranced, marriage break ups, families being torn apart and generally the breakdown of society.

    Still, you can't deny that I deserve it.
     
  2. strider

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    :sarcasm:
     
  3. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    The hand is the only bit that remains still.
     
  4. Mrs Casper The Ghost

    Mrs Casper The Ghost Juniors

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    HJ, are you a late blooming virgin?
     
  5. Haynetrain

    Haynetrain Referee

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    Hello Larissa,what are your thoughts on Jarryd Hayne? do you believe him to be the greatest human being you have ever met?
     
  6. Maroubra Eel

    Maroubra Eel Coach

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    Why are you guys turning this thread into a joke. Grow up.
     
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  7. The Elephant In The room

    The Elephant In The room Bench

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    The club should know better than to try and interact with their fans.
     
  8. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    It's a line of communication about membership though. Will they answer our questions about player retention and stuff like that? Or is it just the club here to help us give them more of our money?
     
  9. oldmancraigy

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    Given that there are over twenty thousand members (ie, those who have already given their money to the club), do you think a way for people to ask their questions is a good thing?
     
  10. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    If I have to wade through dozens of inane questions and childish comments just to find out if we've brung Connor Broadhurst back to the club then no, it's not a good thing.
     
  11. TheRam

    TheRam First Grade

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    What the hell are you smoking today Pou? :crazy:
     
  12. oldmancraigy

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    Surely the same thing as every day?
     
  13. TheRam

    TheRam First Grade

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    Probably right.
     
  14. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    Life is the only drug I'm smoking. But I did have to rob a couple of old ladies to pay for it.
     
  15. Barry O'Speedwagon

    Barry O'Speedwagon Coach

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    I hope they were left-handed rangas.
     
  16. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    f**k you guys, we're never gonna get laid if you keep dicking around every time a chick comes in here.

    Let HJ do the talking next time.
     
  17. Gazzamatta

    Gazzamatta First Grade

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    :D
     
  18. Gary Gutful

    Gary Gutful Immortal

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    Why won't we sack BA? Can you ask Larissa and let me know what her answer is?
     
  19. 84 Baby

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    And then can you ask her why she didn’t pass Max’s reforms?
     
  20. T.S Quint

    T.S Quint First Grade

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    Did Larissa know that Seward was a scumbag the whole time, or did she find out the same way as the rest of us?
     

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