Crappy Grand Final entertainment

[Twizzle]

The game can't afford 'em. I've never understood why they are needed. They don't have footy at Amy Shark concerts after all.

because Superbowl.

The NRL blindly follow the Americans, no idea why. They even named some NRL teams after NFL teams

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I would have Noel and Les Cleal roasting a pig on a spit as my grand final entertainment.

Jamie Lyon should be free.

 

[The_Frog]

They even named some NRL teams after NFL teams

And vice versa.

 

[undertaker]

What I saw the title of this thread, I was initially expecting to read that the NRL ran out of ideas and asked Jessica Mauboy to perform again.

 

[THE CHAMP]

Chisel? No
Midnight oil? f**k no


Let’s get all the remaining cheer squads to have a dance off. I will volunteer to choose the outfits

 

[MrBlack]

Hopefully she plays that self titled song i hear all the kids sing....

Ammmy Shark do do do do do do
Amy Shark do do do do do do
Amy Shark

 

[Zadar]

Angry Anderson “bound for glory” followed by “suddenly” with smith and vonny walking down the tunnel.

 

[Danish]

Get all the NRL players who didn’t score a try during the year to do their nudie run.

now there is some GF entertainment

 

[Reflector]

Should've booked Clint Dogg

 

[YoHadrian]

Get the sacked coaches to fight to the death for the next plum media job. Now that's entertainment.

 

[adamkungl]

I don't know much about Amy Shark but I know she'll be more entertaining than some washed up 70s rockers that the old codgers assume everyone in RL is into

 

[gUt]

Nothing will ever be as bad as the Rogue Traders so as long as it's not them, who cares.

 

[mozza91]

Should've booked Clint Dogg

You don’t want the pre game entertainment to overshadow the game.

 

[Walpole]

Amy Shark's okay. I remember being at a grand final when they trotted out Marcia Hines, so it can always be worse.

 

[Fangs]

There were only two options, and we secured neither:

Tina Turner
ACDC

 

[gerg]

Should've booked Clint Dogg

I'd prefer the chick who used to dj on the footy show just fire him up.

 

[wittyfan]

Amy Shark's okay. I remember being at a grand final when they trotted out Marcia Hines, so it can always be worse.

That was 1985 with Marcia. Lol!

 

[Bazal]

Every year some bogan brings it up

I would rather listen to Dan Ginnane losing control of his bowels in the stall next to me after eating 38 bowls of Sichuan hotpot than listen to an ancient Jimmy Barnes incoherently make random shrieking sounds like a howler monkey with a pissed of centipede in its sphincter.

Move the f**k on, it's not 1982

 

[mozza91]

Every year some bogan brings it up

I would rather listen to Dan Ginnane losing control of his bowels in the stall next to me after eating 38 bowls of Sichuan hotpot than listen to an ancient Jimmy Barnes incoherently make random shrieking sounds like a howler monkey with a pissed of centipede in its sphincter.

Move the f**k on, it's not 1982

You reckon Ginnane yells goodbye when he flushes said shit?

 

[gUt]

I would rather listen to Dan Ginnane losing control of his bowels in the stall next to me after eating 38 bowls of Sichuan hotpot

I see you and raise Matt Nable narrating with slow-mo lens flares