Cripple Fight v Tigers

[madunit]

Come on guys, embrace the shittiness of your team like us tigers fans have done with our gutless wonders.

This weekend we have a good chance to get ourselves all stomach pumped.

I got a few rules, feel free to add to them.

You skull a glass of rare vintage claret everytime Moltzen doesn't contest a bomb.

You have a shot of aged whiskey everytime Adam Bleh decides to be a useless merkin in a set of 6 tackles.

You have a beer for every minute Tim Sheens leaves a back on the bench unused (could go close to 78, so grab a few cartons)

Anyone got some Panthers ones to throw in, we may as well enjoy ourselves and hopefully get so obliterated we completely forget everything that happened.

 

[abpanther]

A couple of Panther ones you can drink to:

A drink for every time Simmons knocks on

A drink for every time Jennings gets pushed over the sideline

A drink for every time that Walsh has an opportunity to run the ball but doesn't

 

[Bob]

A drink for every time Lewis overcalls his halves, a drink for every time Brad Tighe crabs across the field, a drink for every penalty Burns gives away and says who me

 

[woodyk2]

You go do something else because because you cannot believe the tiges have ANOTHER free to air game.

 

[franklin2323]

:lol: this could get messy!

Everytime Burns goes himself with numbers outwide or a player racing through= 1 shot.

Everytime the backs take more hitups in a set then the forwards= 1 shot.

Galea starts= Don't leave the bar!

 

[madunit]

Everytime Benji drifts towards Ryans wing and throws him a pass when he has a blade of grass between himself and the first row of the stadium - have a drink

Everytime our back row misses a simple tackle in the middle of the field - have a drink

Everytime Blair misses a tackle - have a drink

Everytime Farah runs at a marker from dummy half trying to get an off-side penalty without realising that the markers are already on-side. - have a drink.

 

[soc123_au]

It looks like a bit of alcohol will be consumed on Sunday, best to offset the effects with a bit of food.

Make it you can eat something when something good happens.

Walsh takes a tackle, eat a pie

Someone supports a Jennings line break, have a kebab

Jennings actually passes to said support player, 2 kebabs

A forward (either side) cracks 100 meters, 2 Jatz with dip.

I think we are all going to be very drunk & starving by 5.00pm

 

[betcats]

One for both:

Have a drink everytime a player runs further sideways then forwards, 2 if they lose ground.

 

[umina panther]

Jennings made a line break on Monday then put the ball on Cootes chest and he dropped it with the line wide open. He shouldn't pass again this year

 

[HankScorpio]

And here I was getting depressed over our recent performances, all I need to do is embrace our suckitude and subsequent inebriation!

Where is this drinking taking place? Should I bring salt/limes?

 

[soc123_au]

Jennings made a line break on Monday then put the ball on Cootes chest and he dropped it with the line wide open. He shouldn't pass again this year

Should have said passes at the right time, he held on to that one a touch too long. Was a great pass to end up on Cootes chest though, just a shame Coote wouldnt have seen it coming with DCE in the way.

Besides, I might want a Kebab on Sunday.

 

[franklin2323]

Where is this drinking taking place? Should I bring salt/limes?

Well Paceway does $3 shots. If we have no changes to NRL. I will watch NYC & then go and drink.

 

[madunit]

Well as fans, there's only so much we can do to help the club.

And the small amount we can do isn't anywhere near enough to get our crap teams out of the shit, so we may as well hunker down and get f**keyed!

 

[Doomednow]

I support this motion.

 

[roofromoz]

One every time a kick lands straight into the winger or fullback's hands.

I'll be smashed about 10 minutes in.

 

[Panther67]

Uaisele, Jennings and Kingston are all out through injury and are replaced by Earl, Daniela and Seluini. Hearing news McKendry and Simmons are out but nothing offical. Achurch and Simpkins have both been dropped to Windsor and are replaced by Armit and Robinson.

 

[abpanther]

We must be all recovering from some massive drinking after this game

 

[madunit]

I was hospitalised after going into shock when I saw Moltzen contest and catch a bomb.

 

[HankScorpio]

I decided to have a shot for every Tiger point scored. Worked out pretty well.

'grats madunit, glad one of us turned up.

 

[franklin2323]

I was hospitalised after going into shock when I saw Moltzen contest and catch a bomb.

Him not dropping a bomb. Marshall kicking 5/5 & kicking for touch a few times drug test the both of them!