Cronulla Sharks squad barred from sailing club after fracas

[txta2]

Was this at Rothfields drinking hole lol

 

[SadShark]

Team leaders meeting notes;

“Flanno’s gone, club’s in trouble. I’ve got it. Let’s go be kaaarnts!!

I know, I know, we do kaaarnty stuff already but I mean, this time, let’s kaaarnt it right the faaark up!!

Who’s with me??!!”

 

[lolesi]

Was this at Rothfields drinking hole lol

That doesn’t narrow it down!

 

[Frenzy.]

That doesn’t narrow it down!

I thought his drinking hole was also his talkinghole, his eating hole and his cock sucking hole

 

[bad boy bubby]

I thought his drinking hole was also his talkinghole, his eating hole and his c**k sucking hole

What do they say in the joint, mate?
A hole is a hole....
Lips are lips

 

[southland]

Yea

Just to clarify, my boys will be boys comment was a piss take to how ridiculous these flops are.

h but it’s casual piss takes that excuse this idiotic intolerable behaviour

 

[lolesi]

Yea

h but it’s casual piss takes that excuse this idiotic intolerable behaviour

Bit dramatic that.

Not once have I excused or defended these blokes and what they have been doing.

I understand sarcasm is hard to identify on forums at times though.

 

[carcharias]

Bit dramatic that.

Not once have I excused or defended these blokes and what they have been doing.

I understand sarcasm is hard to identify on forums at times though.

Mate
Some people are completely oblivious to sarcasm and just good old fashioned comedy on these forums.

 

[chewsta]

f**k I hope Feefs wasn't there.

 

[Ads]

Correct. A fringe first grader and Newtown regular could be in a lot of strife. A club leader, who is old enough to know way better making things worse. In fact the only level head in the whole thing was a recent bulldogs recruit.

And before you say "boys will be boys" - wait till you hear what they actually did.

What happened?

 

[Maccas4177]

Cronulla sailing club is the last place you’d want a team of drop kicks to go to. Almost zero RSA and the wildest place in the shire once the sun goes down.

 

[snout]

We are a very hard club to follow.

And a hard act to follow

 

[Craigshark]

Correct. A fringe first grader and Newtown regular could be in a lot of strife. A club leader, who is old enough to know way better making things worse. In fact the only level head in the whole thing was a recent bulldogs recruit.

And before you say "boys will be boys" - wait till you hear what they actually did.

It’s going to come out sooner or later, so you may as well put us all out of our suspense?

Far out we’re stupid.

 

[snout]

Cronulla sailing club is the last place you’d want a team of drop kicks to go to. Almost zero RSA and the wildest place in the shire once the sun goes down.

Hello sailor.

Well what the fook is captain stubbing banning us for?
Sounds like the perfect place for our phuktards.

 

[chewsta]

These f**kers make it hard to follow the club these days. It's like every single time a negative headline about another club comes out, the good old Sharkies say "hold me beer and watch this then khunce!"

 

[Quicksilver]

Cronulla sailing club is the last place you’d want a team of drop kicks to go to. Almost zero RSA and the wildest place in the shire once the sun goes down.

Nowhere is wild these days.

 

[Maccas4177]

Nowhere is wild these days.

To be fair, I am a massive light weight

 

[to_ddeath]

Dont Know if this is all over Sydeney TV but Every night in QLD late night TV we get adds about" Become a member of the big red V " showing all their "pillars of society "Players" ,kissing Babies etc and urging people to become members. Cant be cheap adds Im ussually Half asleep (only awake to be there if My sick Dad needs me)( but I think its on SBS .

Oh poor diddums. What a poo for you.

 

[Weaponhead]

Poor old Bazza had his phone running hot with big sponsorship offers..... next minute.....

Never a dull ride with the Sharks. Always ready to let stupidity overcome any professional competence.

It's must be compulsory to be a complete f**king moron to be associated with the joint.

 

[Ads]

Poor old Bazza had his phone running hot with big sponsorship offers..... next minute.....

Never a dull ride with the Sharks. Always ready to let stupidity overcome any professional competence.

It's must be compulsory to be a complete f**king moron to be associated with the joint.

We need to build some huge penalties into our contracts I think. Money talks with these guys.