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gregstar

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Steve Folks hears of new young recruit who lives in Bosnia. Folks catches a plane to war torn Bosnia and tracks the young boy down. He risks life and limb dodging bombs, bullets and grenades but finally find him and convince him to come to Australia.

The boy does a full pre-season, plays all the practice matches and gets picked on the bench in the seniors for the first game of the year. Ten minutes into the first quarter, Big Willie down with a severe knee injury. Folk turns to the boy and says "This is it son, go to prop and show us what you can do."

The boy proceeds to play the greatest debut game in NRL history. He scores three tries, makes five try saving tackles, and makes 40 hit ups.

Folks tells the team what the boy from Bosnia has been through and that he is a model lesson for all. Folks then pulls the boy aside and says "Go into my office son, ring your Mother and tell her what you did today". He proceeds to do so.

"Mum", he says down the phone, "Guess what I did today? "I don't care what you did today his Mother replies. "I tell you what happened here today", she goes on. "Your Dad was murdered, our house torched, our car blown up, your sister raped and your brother abducted." "Gee," says the boy. "I feel a bit responsible for what happened". The Mother replies "So you should be. If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have shifted to Canterbury."
http://www.convictcreations.com/football/canterbury.htm
 

Smartman

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Haha funny but a little lame......
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Smartman

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
You explained nothing.

You're geniused and as worthy an opponent as something that your mascot would leave behind after a particularly hard night sucking down Pal.

Stick around pissant.....

You still havent got a sensible response you Fugnut!
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bluenwhite

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guys, just drop it..


let this EA f**kwit just talk to himself in this thread. he won't achieve anything by it. like MONY said, everyone knows he's a dickhead and this thread just proves it.
 

Smartman

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MONY said:
EA is a waste of time. He knows hes a dickhead, I know hes a dickhead and most of the other forum members do aswell. Unlike EA save your typing skills for some other thread that means something Smartman. He just isnt worth it dam you.

Hes a dickhead alright, one of the highest order.

Good for entertainment value though!
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Dogaholic said:
Dogs paid for the mistakes of the 2002 admin. 2005 was a well deserved premiership, nothing tainted about it.

Oh, it was tainted mate but I understand the opinion of Dogs supporters on this one.

My reasoning is that if you had on player on your books who was bought during your "cap rorting" period, in the GF season it was tainted.

Fact is if you hadn't rorted the cap, that/those player/s would never have been there.

The further fact that A. Ryan saved the game with a last minute tackle further muddies the legitimacy of the premiership. To me anyway.
 
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gregstar said:
Steve Folks hears of new young recruit who lives in Bosnia. Folks catches a plane to war torn Bosnia and tracks the young boy down. He risks life and limb dodging bombs, bullets and grenades but finally find him and convince him to come to Australia.

The boy does a full pre-season, plays all the practice matches and gets picked on the bench in the seniors for the first game of the year. Ten minutes into the first quarter, Big Willie down with a severe knee injury. Folk turns to the boy and says "This is it son, go to prop and show us what you can do."

The boy proceeds to play the greatest debut game in NRL history. He scores three tries, makes five try saving tackles, and makes 40 hit ups.

Folks tells the team what the boy from Bosnia has been through and that he is a model lesson for all. Folks then pulls the boy aside and says "Go into my office son, ring your Mother and tell her what you did today". He proceeds to do so.

"Mum", he says down the phone, "Guess what I did today? "I don't care what you did today his Mother replies. "I tell you what happened here today", she goes on. "Your Dad was murdered, our house torched, our car blown up, your sister raped and your brother abducted." "Gee," says the boy. "I feel a bit responsible for what happened". The Mother replies "So you should be. If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have shifted to Canterbury."
http://www.convictcreations.com/football/canterbury.htm

LOL
 
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bluenwhite said:
guys, just drop it..


let this EA f**kwit just talk to himself in this thread. he won't achieve anything by it. like MONY said, everyone knows he's a dickhead and this thread just proves it.

Amazing how people like you and MONG feel the need to come onto a thread and post a message to others to not post in this thread.

Didn't ever occur to you that you're putting yourself in their firing line did it?

Would commonsense occasionally be too much to ask?

FFS, I've opened the Dogs forum about four times in my entire time at LU yet I've got more Dogs supporters posting in our forum in two days than post in the Dogs forum in a week.

You're all f**king dummies and you're a corkhead.

Except Dogaholic, who posted with the required respect.
 
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Smartman said:
Hes a dickhead alright, one of the highest order.

Good for entertainment value though!
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We've already established that I'm a dickhead, I even agreed with that assessment and have never said otherwise.

You on the other hand call yourself "smartman" when you're obviousy as thick as two slices of Sunblest..

And the sign-off is the lamest one I've seen on a forum.

Anyone who claims to be cool, is a tool....

Especially halfy...
 

Smartman

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
We've already established that I'm a dickhead, I even agreed with that assessment and have never said otherwise.

You on the other hand call yourself "smartman" when you're obviousy as thick as two slices of Sunblest..

And the sign-off is the lamest one I've seen on a forum.

Anyone who claims to be cool, is a tool....

Especially halfy...

Speaking to you has brought me down a cog or two, speaking with an illiterate.

Thats fine i can roll with best of them and in your case the worst.
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Smartman said:
Speaking to you has brought me down a cog or two, speaking with an illiterate.

Thats fine i can roll with best of them and in your case the worst.
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errr

No you can't, with either.

You just think you're intelligent.

Smarter things than you are recycled into that off-white toilet paper that scratches your arsehole.

If you were smart, you would never have come here. You now know that you can't leave without "winning" and that my testicularly challenged friend, is the problem.

It's a contest to both of us. You have to win, I have to keep you here as long as possible....;-)
 

Smartman

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
errr

No you can't, with either.

You just think you're intelligent.

Smarter things than you are recycled into that off-white toilet paper that scratches your arsehole.

If you were smart, you would never have come here. You now know that you can't leave without "winning" and that my testicularly challenged friend, is the problem.

It's a contest to both of us. You have to win, I have to keep you here as long as possible....;-)

What is there to win?

I won when you couldnt come up with a reasonable explanation as to why the 2004 premiership is tainted.

Looking at any small thing to make you feel better about our so called tainted premiership win.

Next think you will say is all the players were on speed....right?

You're a NIT of the highest regard
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Smartman said:
What is there to win?

I dunno, some semblance of pride?

Smartman said:
I won when you couldnt come up with a reasonable explanation as to why the 2004 premiership is tainted.

See, there are your your problems. One, you really think it's a contest and two, it's there, you just don't want to accept it.

Smartman said:
Looking at any small thing to make you feel better about our so called tainted premiership win.

I've already said I don't give a f**k about your premiership.

I give a f**k about our premiership.

What part of that is throwing you?

Smartman said:
Next think you will say is all the players were on speed....right?

Who knows?

Who cares?

They could have sniffed coke off each others arse cracks for all I care.

Smartman said:
You're a NIT of the highest regard
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Well, you said it in caps so it must be true.... LOL

Peasant.
 

Smartman

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
I dunno, some semblance of pride?



See, there are your your problems. One, you really think it's a contest and two, it's there, you just don't want to accept it.



I've already said I don't give a f**k about your premiership.

I give a f**k about our premiership.

What part of that is throwing you?



Who knows?

Who cares?

They could have sniffed coke off each others arse cracks for all I care.



Well, you said it in caps so it must be true.... LOL

Peasant.

End of argument about premierships.

Canterbury - 2004 Premiers

Wests Magpies - 2005 Premiers

So there you go......
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Geez Wests will be struggling to keep Marshall and Prince together the year after next...salary cap will bite
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Smartman said:
End of argument about premierships.

Canterbury - 2004 Premiers

Wests Magpies - 2005 Premiers

So there you go......
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Geez Wests will be struggling to keep Marshall and Prince together the year after next...salary cap will bite
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Nah, we'll just cheat it, get fined, lose a season, get the players to take a pay cut, drop a couple of players in positions we have covered to make it look good and win it two years later....... again.....
 

Smartman

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Nah, we'll just cheat it, get fined, lose a season, get the players to take a pay cut, drop a couple of players in positions we have covered to make it look good and win it two years later....... again.....

Good luck with that Steve Noyce wannabe.

But it will be too late when Benji dons the blue and white jersey come 2007.

Can see it now Benji stepping through half a dozen players backhand pass to SBW who runs over another half a dozen players and offloads it to shrek to score under the post.

Awesome team come 2007
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