St. Brett
Juniors
- Messages
- 1,312
Went to the game yesterday, guys.
I took the above sign with me to the game for a reason.
(It never worked out though!)
Here’s exactly what I wrote whilst at the ground yesterday.
1:26pm.
Souffs are pushing The Dragons in reserve grade here.
Dragons have come away 2 point winners in the end 30-28 though.
Souths had an 8 point lead with 8 to go there one stage.
They've given you a scare though!
Some little kid to my left has a Roosters flag.
The bloody sun has decided to come out here and it’s hot!
The crowd is crap but as I speak a few late stragglers are filing in.
There was some conjecture as to whether I could bring my sign into the ground at the gate.
The guy thought I’d wrote ‘No Vagina’s’ on my sign.
He signalled a lady to come over and take a gander, she took one look at it and tapped me on the shoulder and said, “yer, go in!”
Oh yer, the state of origin was played here only a few days ago.
25 minutes to kick off and there is no more than 2000 people here.
Ok, let’s stop for a minute and do this quiz.
It’s quiz time, people!
I want you to guess how much one cheese burger and a 600ml bottle of Coke Cola cost me at yesterday’s game.
I’ll clue you in; it’s no in the ranch of McDonald’s prices either.
This crowd is worse than the Parra Dragons game a few weeks back.
The Burrow over to my left only consists of a handful of people.
The Burrow needs urgent members immediately.
There’s Coal & Allied Knights supporter there.
Oh and look, a Bulldogs jersey too.
(I didn’t wear my Magpies jersey yesterday as I didn’t want to get it wet and that’s coming from a hard man of Rugby League.)
The singing Dragons opera-squad is in full voice.
And they’re also up the other end of the field today.
Last time they were down here today they’re up the other end.
20 minutes to kick off and The South’s fans are doing their leagues club a disservice by not attending.
This is why I’m here today to make this statement about their supporters!
It seems they’d rather stay home and watch it on TV than coming to the ground!
They pissed and moaned in the protests on the streets of Sydney and now that they’re back in the comp none of these slackers actually come to the game.
I made my sign on Saturday in reference to this actual subject.
In saying that there’s no Souffs here they do in fact outweigh the Dragons supporters 60-50 maybe?
It’s pretty even I guess.
Oh no it’s raining.
When’s that pregnant Sailor playing?
Here’s Merrit on the jumbo screen doing little gang signs with his finger.
All the Souffs players have a sense of humour on this big introduction screen.
Issac Luke got the biggest crowd cheer.
A kid just walked past me with a loaf of No Frills bread wearing a Corey Worthington hoody.
Everyone’s wearing those damn things today aren’t they?
But who brings bread to a game to snack on?
This kid just asked me what my sign means.
I told him it was a contradiction of terms.
He doesn’t understand.
He’s a Souffs supporter it’s understandable.
Not a bad try and kick by Souffs to begin with.
Was the pass to Hegarty forward though?
I can't hear or see a god damn thing where I'm sitting!
Oh my god! A copper just asked me what my sign meant too.
I told him I just wanted to get on TV and he laughed his arse off.
He could have apprehended me if he knew the truth behind the sign.
I’m here in protest today – I’m making a statement with my demonstration but Fox won’t put me on the jumbo-tron screen!
Good kick Soward. 6-6.
Is that Manafokowa playing dirty again? Who’s started this tussle I wonder?
Ryles knock on.
Jason Ryles god damn it.
This prick over to my left is smoking?
(He got asked to stop it in the 2nd half.)
There’s Soward going for his trade mark intercept.
He’s looking for this play.
He’s searching this out every game.
Is Soward getting better?
I know he’s little ‘n all but he seems to gradually be getting better.
The game’s just started and already it’s nearly half time.
These jumbo ass-trons haven’t put me or my sign on TV once yet!
Souffs are tired. They’re a tired pack only good for the first 20 minutes.
They’re putting all their effort into the first quarter of the games leaving themselves nothing for the rest.
They’re just trying to blow away teams early and control it from there.
They’re actually a pack of softies.
Big Kiwi’s, tattoos and intimidation it’s the weakest form of thief.
Souffs players need their alcohol.
A nice frothy beer is what’s needed I think.
Not a diet of Gatorade.
Hang on, what’s happened here? There’s 49 seconds left on the clock and half time has blown?
Is that Fox’ mistake or ANZ stadium?
Russle Crowe has his American Gangster DVD promoted all over the stadium.
He’s using the entire stadium as a promotional tool.
This is bullshit.
I have to be honest with you, I hate him and I hate his movies.
The guy’s an arrogant prick in my books.
Jason Taylor has to go I believe.
He’s playing charades only thinking he’s a coach.
It’s rather pathetic.
I went to school with this prick and he was a weasel back then.
He used to have this long green cricket type bag in school and have about 8 hangers-on walking around with him all the time like chauffers and the way he used to carry this bag made him look like he was drinking a cup of tea and his hands were delicate. He thought he was just it!
No one liked him in Ashcroft and nobody respects him now.
He also used to practise his kicks down at Stallion Park Ashcroft by himself back in the day too.
I used to watch him.
I admired his dedication to practise though.
He used to be just in a zone practising his goal kicking at that damn park.
The Souths boys need alcohol solution solved.
They’ve got no respect for Taylor.
You can see it in the dressing rooms how they’re not listening to him.
I'll do the other half of the report in a minute.
BRB.

I took the above sign with me to the game for a reason.
(It never worked out though!)
Here’s exactly what I wrote whilst at the ground yesterday.
1:26pm.
Souffs are pushing The Dragons in reserve grade here.
Dragons have come away 2 point winners in the end 30-28 though.
Souths had an 8 point lead with 8 to go there one stage.
They've given you a scare though!
Some little kid to my left has a Roosters flag.
The bloody sun has decided to come out here and it’s hot!
The crowd is crap but as I speak a few late stragglers are filing in.
There was some conjecture as to whether I could bring my sign into the ground at the gate.
The guy thought I’d wrote ‘No Vagina’s’ on my sign.
He signalled a lady to come over and take a gander, she took one look at it and tapped me on the shoulder and said, “yer, go in!”

Oh yer, the state of origin was played here only a few days ago.
25 minutes to kick off and there is no more than 2000 people here.
Ok, let’s stop for a minute and do this quiz.
It’s quiz time, people!
I want you to guess how much one cheese burger and a 600ml bottle of Coke Cola cost me at yesterday’s game.
I’ll clue you in; it’s no in the ranch of McDonald’s prices either.
This crowd is worse than the Parra Dragons game a few weeks back.
The Burrow over to my left only consists of a handful of people.
The Burrow needs urgent members immediately.
There’s Coal & Allied Knights supporter there.
Oh and look, a Bulldogs jersey too.
(I didn’t wear my Magpies jersey yesterday as I didn’t want to get it wet and that’s coming from a hard man of Rugby League.)
The singing Dragons opera-squad is in full voice.
And they’re also up the other end of the field today.
Last time they were down here today they’re up the other end.
20 minutes to kick off and The South’s fans are doing their leagues club a disservice by not attending.
This is why I’m here today to make this statement about their supporters!
It seems they’d rather stay home and watch it on TV than coming to the ground!
They pissed and moaned in the protests on the streets of Sydney and now that they’re back in the comp none of these slackers actually come to the game.
I made my sign on Saturday in reference to this actual subject.
In saying that there’s no Souffs here they do in fact outweigh the Dragons supporters 60-50 maybe?
It’s pretty even I guess.
Oh no it’s raining.
When’s that pregnant Sailor playing?
Here’s Merrit on the jumbo screen doing little gang signs with his finger.
All the Souffs players have a sense of humour on this big introduction screen.
Issac Luke got the biggest crowd cheer.
A kid just walked past me with a loaf of No Frills bread wearing a Corey Worthington hoody.
Everyone’s wearing those damn things today aren’t they?
But who brings bread to a game to snack on?
This kid just asked me what my sign means.
I told him it was a contradiction of terms.
He doesn’t understand.
He’s a Souffs supporter it’s understandable.
Not a bad try and kick by Souffs to begin with.
Was the pass to Hegarty forward though?
I can't hear or see a god damn thing where I'm sitting!
Oh my god! A copper just asked me what my sign meant too.
I told him I just wanted to get on TV and he laughed his arse off.
He could have apprehended me if he knew the truth behind the sign.
I’m here in protest today – I’m making a statement with my demonstration but Fox won’t put me on the jumbo-tron screen!
Good kick Soward. 6-6.
Is that Manafokowa playing dirty again? Who’s started this tussle I wonder?
Ryles knock on.
Jason Ryles god damn it.
This prick over to my left is smoking?
(He got asked to stop it in the 2nd half.)
There’s Soward going for his trade mark intercept.
He’s looking for this play.
He’s searching this out every game.
Is Soward getting better?
I know he’s little ‘n all but he seems to gradually be getting better.
The game’s just started and already it’s nearly half time.
These jumbo ass-trons haven’t put me or my sign on TV once yet!
Souffs are tired. They’re a tired pack only good for the first 20 minutes.
They’re putting all their effort into the first quarter of the games leaving themselves nothing for the rest.
They’re just trying to blow away teams early and control it from there.
They’re actually a pack of softies.
Big Kiwi’s, tattoos and intimidation it’s the weakest form of thief.
Souffs players need their alcohol.
A nice frothy beer is what’s needed I think.
Not a diet of Gatorade.
Hang on, what’s happened here? There’s 49 seconds left on the clock and half time has blown?
Is that Fox’ mistake or ANZ stadium?
Russle Crowe has his American Gangster DVD promoted all over the stadium.
He’s using the entire stadium as a promotional tool.
This is bullshit.
I have to be honest with you, I hate him and I hate his movies.
The guy’s an arrogant prick in my books.
Jason Taylor has to go I believe.
He’s playing charades only thinking he’s a coach.
It’s rather pathetic.
I went to school with this prick and he was a weasel back then.
He used to have this long green cricket type bag in school and have about 8 hangers-on walking around with him all the time like chauffers and the way he used to carry this bag made him look like he was drinking a cup of tea and his hands were delicate. He thought he was just it!
No one liked him in Ashcroft and nobody respects him now.
He also used to practise his kicks down at Stallion Park Ashcroft by himself back in the day too.
I used to watch him.
I admired his dedication to practise though.
He used to be just in a zone practising his goal kicking at that damn park.
The Souths boys need alcohol solution solved.
They’ve got no respect for Taylor.
You can see it in the dressing rooms how they’re not listening to him.
I'll do the other half of the report in a minute.
BRB.
Last edited: