Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

[Misanthrope]

Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

The virgins, social outcasts, stoners, and girls with daddy issues gathered around the coffee table in CWB's Nanjing apartment and practically vibrated with anticipation.

The mixed smells of pizza, pot, and B.O crafted a heady aroma, while CWB's World of WarCraft soundtrack suitably set the ambience.

"You enter a dank and dusty dungeon," he intoned in his best Dungeon Master voice, "The light from your torches gutters and dances in the wind that howls through the door. The last of the day's light fades even now".

"I search for traps!' one of his motley crew shouts helpfully.

"Roll a D20"...

The adventure had begun.

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Rules

1. No communicating about the game outside of the game thread unless you're informed otherwise.
2. No copying and pasting of things sent to you by me. Nor can you impersonate me.
3. NO ROLE-CLAIMING!
4. No posting after you've died.
5. No Homers

Players

6. HowHigh
7. butchmcdick
8. Hoppity
18. mickyj
24. Beeker

Hall of the Dead

1. Bazzi - Carius, Dungeon Aligned Drow Assassin
2. SGLC. Sigmund, Noble Heroes Aligned Paladin.
3. soc123_au. Golak, Dungeon Aligned Stupid Ogre.
3. soc123_au. Gorak, Treasure Hunters Aligned Brother of Golak.
4. whall15. Tarek the Terrible, Treasure Hunters Aligned Human Necromancer.
5. Ozzy - Goldar Ironfist, Treasure Hunters Aligned Dwarf Fighter.
9. Apey. Sarah, Treasure Hunters Aligned Woman in a Chainmail Bikini.
10. Drew-Sta. Beholder, Dungeon Aligned Floating Eye.
11. 9701. Cadfael, Noble Heroes Aligned Human Cleric.
12. Dutchy. The Giant Spider, Dungeon Aligned Ever Present Foe.
12. Dutchy. Vicente, Noble Heroes Aligned Halfling Rogue.
13. Hoggmaster. Gorm Brightblade, Noble Heroes Aligned Halfling Ranger.
14. cjrankin. Gavin Tailor, Independently Aligned Lycanthrope.
15. KeepingTheFaith. Silune, Noble Heroes Aligned Elf Illusionist.
16. Jason Maher. Throgg, Noble Heroes Aligned Orc Barbarian.
17. Parra Pride. Joshua the Bold, Dungeon Aligned Bandit.
19. afinalsin666. Empty Room, Dungeon Aligned Rest Point.
20. Bazal. Illithid, Dungeon Aligned Mindflayer.
21. Pugzley. Kobold with a Shotgun, Dungeon Aligned Nasty Surprise.
22. DB. Faustus the Magnificent, Dungeon Aligned Red Dragon.
23. Smiley. Chandler Durst, Treasure Hunters Aligned Human Thief.
25. Monk. Trasian, Dungeon Aligned Vampire.
26. Parra. Pit Trap, Dungeon Aligned Obvious Trap.

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It is day one. Role PMs are going out as I type.
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[soc123_au]

First!

 

[Parra]

second

Vote : soc

 

[Misanthrope]

Everyone should have their role PMs now. Let me know if you don't, as I'll be heading out in an hour or so to get on the piss.

 

[cjrankin]

5th

 

[HowHigh]

Vote: BM

 

[BunniesMan]

If I recall correctlly Mis said there'd be a decent amount of powers in this game. Therefore unlike some of the more vanilla filled mafias we've recently played, night phases do not favour scum factions as much here as they do in those games.

vote no vote

P.S. Mis, I love the no claiming rule. All future mods please do this too.

 

[HowHigh]

vote no vote

Seems eager to get it to night

vote: BM

 

[cjrankin]

mis do i get a bonus of some sort since i have actually crammed into your apartment with virgins, social outcasts, stoners, and girls with daddy issues to play DnD?

 

[HowHigh]

mis do i get a bonus of some sort since i have actually crammed into your apartment with virgins, social outcasts, stoners, and girls with daddy issues to play DnD?

Just enjoy the free weed

 

[Monk]

Wtf is a role PM

 

[soc123_au]

If I recall correctlly Mis said there'd be a decent amount of powers in this game. Therefore unlike some of the more vanilla filled mafias we've recently played, night phases do not favour scum factions as much here as they do in those games.

vote no vote

P.S. Mis, I love the no claiming rule. All future mods please do this too.

We know how this usually ends. Goodnight Hoppity...

 

[Parra Pride]

f**k you mis.

 

[afinalsin666]

This gonna be awesome yo!

 

[Beeker]

mis do i get a bonus of some sort since i have actually crammed into your apartment with virgins, social outcasts, stoners, and girls with daddy issues to play DnD?

No. Because I was there too you power gamer.
Plus we had to deal with that horrible girl, I've repressed her name intentionally.
Quite powergaming cj, you merkin!

 

[afinalsin666]

I rub my balls on the sword.

You have *rolls* successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Vote: BM

For tradition!

 

[cjrankin]

No. Because I was there too you power gamer.
Plus we had to deal with that horrible girl, I've repressed her name intentionally.
Quite powergaming cj, you merkin!

Dusty...dusty was her name. She once came up to me in the bathroom at speakeasy and asked if I played DnD. I said yes...although I was blinded by her hideousness, I was able to make out her lazy eye looking at me like a piece of meat. She said, "Lets see if you make your charisma check tonight." She then left the bathroom like she was cool shit. The memory haunts me to this day and haunts my dreams. I was never the same after that fateful night. It's what has led me to drink.

 

[Misanthrope]

Wtf is a role PM

Did you not get yours?

No. Because I was there too you power gamer.
Plus we had to deal with that horrible girl, I've repressed her name intentionally.
Quite powergaming cj, you merkin!

:lol: Ol' Dustie. Let's be fair, Sorbet was the real power-gamer in that equation. But at least he did it with plenty of flair.

I rub my balls on the sword.

You have *rolls* successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.

:lol: One of my favourite episodes.

 

[Beeker]

Vote: afs

I want to say something about this hate crime going on.