Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

[cjrankin]

No. Because I was there too you power gamer.
Plus we had to deal with that horrible girl, I've repressed her name intentionally.
Quite powergaming cj, you merkin!

and i only powergame because i hate combat. i make powerful characters because i just want it to end as quickly as possible so the story can move along, which is the most interesting part of dnd.

 

[Parra Pride]

I think you must haveve sent me Monk's role, Mis. So I'll go ahead and forward it to him while you send me my actual role.

 

[Beeker]

cjSorbet made a dangerous combo for many a Gwangju DM... or for you.

 

[cjrankin]

cjSorbet made a dangerous combo for many a Gwangju DM... or for you.

zaks half dragon thing was pretty nasty. until i put him in my bag of holding and dropped him in the middle of the ocean that is.

 

[Misanthrope]

Dusty...dusty was her name. She once came up to me in the bathroom at speakeasy and asked if I played DnD. I said yes...although I was blinded by her hideousness, I was able to make out her lazy eye looking at me like a piece of meat. She said, "Lets see if you make your charisma check tonight." She then left the bathroom like she was cool shit. The memory haunts me to this day and haunts my dreams. I was never the same after that fateful night. It's what has led me to drink.

Holy... f**king... f**k! Please tell me that is a true story?

For those playing at home:

 

[afinalsin666]

Vote: afs

I want to say something about this hate crime going on.

I am a dark elf, or a drow.

 

[Pugzley]

vote: BM

 

[Apey]

2. No copying and pasting of things sent to you by me. Nor can you impersonate me.

Inspired by a certain fake PM I hope. Probably means there's one out and about in this game if this needed to be a rule...

 

[Misanthrope]

Vote Count

BM: 3 (HowHigh, Pugzley, SGLC)
No Vote: 1 (BM)

 

[Beeker]

Oh... in that case

Change Vote: No vote

And Dusty's protectionism on her big tangerine D20... was borderline OCD... and undeniably frightening.

 

[cjrankin]

Holy... f**king... f**k! Please tell me that is a true story?

For those playing at home:

its completely true. this picture btw actually makes her look attractive by comparison. do you have any pictures of her wearing short skirts? that was the worst.

 

[butchmcdick]

Backdooring Miget Hookers

 

[butchmcdick]

its completely true. this picture btw actually makes her look attractive by comparison. do you have any pictures of her wearing short skirts? that was the worst.

Pussy's pussy

I have had worse

 

[Misanthrope]

I just remember her character trying to seduce a milkman or something, only to reveal she was on the blob.

There was much gagging.

 

[Beeker]

Or... the whole group going one way and her opting to run back to the inn because... "that's what my character would do."

The worst player EVAR~!

 

[cjrankin]

Pussy's pussy

I have had worse

i used to think this way. until i saw her. seriously, this picture has to have been photoshopped by mis so that he can live some sick dusty fantasy via his computer.

 

[Ozzy]

I rub my balls on the sword.

You have *rolls* successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.

As Mis says a ball in the hand is worth less than two in the bush. Vote: No Vote

 

[Beeker]

I rub my balls on the sword.

You have *rolls* successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.

From rumours I've heard, that was a rather important game of D&D.

 

[soc123_au]

So, after you all f**ked her.... then what?

 

[Parra Pride]

Vote: Hoppity