Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

[afinalsin666]

Would have banked on Dutchy coming back via the Necromancer. Welp, the Necro is dead. Good job Dutch.

 

[cjrankin]

smiley is dead. who could we be waiting on?

 

[afinalsin666]

It was probably me, only just got up.

 

[Misanthrope]

Waiting on six, actually.

 

[Parra Pride]

Resurrect: Soc

 

[Misanthrope]

Let's not forget who it was that picked up on the fact that one mafia game you ran was based on the Thing based off of some vague ass hints.

I totally called that too, btw.

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Night Four

Kr'zah'tr'ix the Unpronounceable was in a foul mood, although it was difficult to tell how one of his kind felt by observation alone. The highly psychic minds of the Illithid meant they had no need for gesture and facial expressions to make their feelings known.

Why was he frustrated?

He'd visited a fellow who had the audacity to proclaim himself 'the Bold', but who seemed incapable of doing anything remotely useful.

His night was about to get a whole lot worse as two figures converged on him at once.

"Stay back, halfling!" roared Throgg as he buried his ax in the Illithid's octopus-like skull.

"Suck my hairy balls," the small one quipped back as he used a dagger to open up the creature's belly and spill its intestines out onto the floor.

The Illithid's last thoughts were of how foolish it seemed to argue over who was going to kill an already dying beast.

Bazal is dead. He was the Illithid, Dungeon Aligned Mindflayer.

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Sarah, wearing her new outfit and sporting an entirely different attitude, came at last to the room that had been her sanctuary that first night in the dungeon. It seemed a lifetime ago that she'd hidden from the halfling like a coward.

"Well met, room," she said without any warmth in her voice, "I understand that you too are my enemy now".

The room didn't answer. It was a room. An empty one, at that.

How do you kill an empty room?

She got down on her knees a moment and took something from her rucksack. The small cage was brimming with rats. Rats that would make this not an empty room.

afinalsin666 is dead. He was An Empty Room, Dungeon Aligned Resting Point.

Her work done, the woman in the scandalously impractical armour prepared to return to her new friend.

The dragon blocked her way, and it was angry.

Apey is dead. He was Sarah, Treasure Hunters Aligned Woman in a Chain-Mail Bikini.

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The werewolf was positively ravenous, but up ahead it spied a delicate looking morsel of Elf flesh. She'd do nicely.

He pounced and sunk his teeth into her, but she somehow managed to escape.

Not that it mattered, she'd be like him soon enough.
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[cjrankin]

nice. JM is now unprotected i assume? vote JM

 

[cjrankin]

If someone resurects me I will let Hoppity give them a BJ. By all accounts he is very skilled. Dead.

front page shows you alive. is this a mistake?

 

[HowHigh]

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The werewolf was positively ravenous, but up ahead it spied a delicate looking morsel of Elf flesh. She'd do nicely.

He pounced and sunk his teeth into her, but she somehow managed to escape.

Not that it mattered, she'd be like him soon enough.
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Sounds like some sort of werewolf cult

 

[HowHigh]

Just waiting to hear back on something but I'd say we should be able to lynch JM
Will try to confirm soon

 

[HowHigh]

I found out there were 2 treasure hunters left last night
I don't know if that was including Apey or not though
I'd assume so...vote: JM

 

[Jason Maher]

How f**king lucky can you merkins get? f**k this shit.

vote: JM

 

[Parra Pride]

Vote: JM

 

[Pugzley]

vote:jm

 

[Parra Pride]

The werewolf was positively ravenous, but up ahead it spied a delicate looking morsel of Elf flesh. She'd do nicely.

He pounced and sunk his teeth into her, but she somehow managed to escape.

Not that it mattered, she'd be like him soon enough.

People getting turned into werewolves it would seem.

 

[cjrankin]

Hmm another faction of werewolves? Holy shit why. I got a pm saying that beeker is "a vertically challenged trap enthusiast". There is clearly a noble protector halfling rogue/assassin in the writeup killing the illithid. Would bet its him. Worth checking out at least.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

vote:JM

Faction decimated as if it were an AFS run mafia.

 

[afinalsin666]

Hey, my last one ended in a draw. Technically the closest a game can be.

 

[butchmcdick]

vote JM

 

[mickyj]

vote jm

what a surprise Apey comes up not town.....