Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

[Parra Pride]

What the hell is wrong with you people? It is as clear as day that Apey was the treasure hunters recruit.

Three different factions tried to resurrect Dutchy, the other two wouldn't have done it if he was brought back as town. As it is now, we have nfi which one got him. We didn't even get a write up for you, so we don't know if you're in a similar situation or not.

 

[cjrankin]

What the hell is wrong with you people? It is as clear as day that Apey was the treasure hunters recruit.

The writeup when dutch was ressurrected clearly shows all three sides have a ressurrect. I doubt TH would have a recruit and a resurrect. You are their resurrect. Sorry soc.

 

[soc123_au]

Three different factions tried to resurrect Dutchy, the other two wouldn't have done it if he was brought back as town. As it is now, we have nfi which one got him. We didn't even get a write up for you, so we don't know if you're in a similar situation or not.

I was just a plain old boring resurect. I guess BM kindly offering to take one for the team as it were did the trick.

 

[Parra Pride]

The writeup when dutch was ressurrected clearly shows all three sides have a ressurrect. I doubt TH would have a recruit and a resurrect. You are their resurrect. Sorry soc.

Pretty sure the necromancer, who would logically have their resurrect, was dead before soc came back.

That's assuming Mis hasn't let JM using his dead buddies' powers.

 

[Misanthrope]

Soc was a big ogre. Probs him that saved jm. Also beeker is halfling rogue so someone block or kill him. Also hogg is dragon.

Yes Rebel, this is bearded cj from korea. Who be you? Dustie?

Close. He be Layton of En Zed.

Are we at night?

Yes.

Having fun miserable wretches?

:lol:

 

[cjrankin]

Close. He be Layton of En Zed.



Yes.



:lol:

Gayton! Holy farts.

 

[Misanthrope]

Waiting on:

HowHigh
Beeker

 

[BunniesMan]

How do you know BM? There's no proof either way.

Their was 3 factions that could revive. And then you throw in this recruiting faction and bringing up Apey does not prove anything when it comes to you.

I'm not certain you are bad. But none of the arguments made by your or others proves you're good.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Cool. Investigate ktf and beeker tonight. Tell me when they come back NP. Because they will. Unless we somehow think an elf and halfling wouldnt be NP aligned?

Investigate away. I thought you chomped on me to make me one of you, suddenly there's no traction and I'm A different faction.

Also there's no mention of me being an elf other than a comment from a dwarf. I have elven features, but not an elf.

You're just trolling to buy time.

 

[cjrankin]

Investigate away. I thought you chomped on me to make me one of you, suddenly there's no traction and I'm A different faction.

Also there's no mention of me being an elf other than a comment from a dwarf. I have elven features, but not an elf.

You're just trolling to buy time.

You are one of me bro. Want to scissor? I hear werewolf scissoring is amazing.

 

[Hoggmaster]

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...-epic-fight-in-queensland-20140303-33xz8.html

How come we don't get stuff like this in Wales? The most intense battle i've ever seen was a pigeon fighting of a plastic can holder.

 

[cjrankin]

"The werewolf was positively ravenous, but up ahead it spied a delicate looking morsel of Elf flesh. She'd do nicely."

Assumed u are elf from this.

Investigate away. I thought you chomped on me to make me one of you, suddenly there's no traction and I'm A different faction.

Also there's no mention of me being an elf other than a comment from a dwarf. I have elven features, but not an elf.

You're just trolling to buy time.

 

[mickyj]

Ktf checked ktf out ktf style lol

 

[soc123_au]

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...-epic-fight-in-queensland-20140303-33xz8.html

How come we don't get stuff like this in Wales? The most intense battle i've ever seen was a pigeon fighting of a plastic can holder.

Everything in Australia can kill you. Even our jellyfish & octopus can kill an Elephant.

 

[mickyj]

We don't need guns hear. Our foreign minister can kill with her eyes

 

[mickyj]

Here stupid autocorrect and phone

 

[butchmcdick]

We don't need guns hear. Our foreign minister can kill with her eyes

Not to mention her dry arid desolate minge

 

[mickyj]

Not to mention her dry arid desolate minge

Never checked it out. Will take your word on it

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Five

The odd looking halfling had the glittering treasure horde in his sights, and his avaricious little eyes could scarce take in the mound of gold and jewels before them.

"All mine," he chuckled as he approached, but the dragon had other plans for the horde. His bellowing roar, however distant, was enough to send the little guy scurrying back to his friends.

The Treasure Horde is not dead. It is the Treasure Horde, Dungeon Aligned Obvious Goal.

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The Succubus had intended on sleeping with somebody else that night, but the wise words of a figure in white sent her instead to the bed of the most unremarkable man in the dungeon.

Best. Night. Ever.

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Elsewhere, a large figure encountered an even larger figure and thought better of its plans.

While that was happening, Throgg was staring intently at a shiny jewel that he'd found. He'd be busy a while.

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The werewolf spotted the succubus as she left the bandit's chambers and the sight of all that pale flesh and sensual padding was enough to set even his furry loins stirring.

He launched himself at the woman, but found she was more than a match for his claws and teeth. If anything, she seemed to enjoy the experience...

Elvira is not dead. She is Elvira, Dungeon Aligned Succubus.

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The Elfish maiden felt strange as she approached the chest. All evening she'd felt a scratching in her throat and an increasing need to howl or bite something, or both.

Shaking off the odd thoughts, she attacked the chest with an array of spells, but found them all deflected by a suit of armour. The armour melted, but not before she'd exhausted her spells for the day.

The Trapped Treasure Chest is not dead. It is the Trapped Treasure Chest, Dungeon Aligned Temptation.

As she retreated back toward her allies, she felt the lycanthropy take her fully. With a pained wail, she fell to the ground and began to twitch violently. Her fine features contorted in pain as she went into a violent seizure.

Then, she was still.

KeepingTheFaith is dead. He was Silune, Noble Heroes Aligned Elf Illusionist.

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[Parra Pride]

Lol@KTF