Dungeons & Dragons Mafia

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Mis is in class right now then going for dinner with me. He's then going to his Super Adventure Club meeting so he may be some time.

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[Beeker]

I'm in Thailand now.
How about a curry?

 

[Beeker]

Hoggy...
Super Adventure Time Meeting... or Support Group?

 

[mickyj]

I'm in Thailand now.
How about a curry?

Can you drop me off a green curry please?

 

[Parra Pride]

A good friend would pick up takeaway to bring it over. Any good Chinese takeaways near by

I don't think they have Chinese food in China.

 

[Ozzy]

I don't think they have Chinese food in China.

Obviously not, they have Australian takeaway.

 

[mickyj]

yeh how many Australian takeaways do you have around your place?

 

[cjrankin]

I don't think they have Chinese food in China.

did you know that in China they call Chinese food just "food"?

 

[Hoggmaster]

Don't worry. I did the decent thing and finished dinner early before his meeting. Update should be incoming.

 

[Misanthrope]

A good friend would pick up takeaway to bring it over. Any good Chinese takeaways near by

Sadly, no. Chinese food as we all know it is a myth. The real thing is just oily shit.

I'm in Thailand now.
How about a curry?

I would punch a stranger's baby in the face for a good Panang Curry.

yeh how many Australian takeaways do you have around your place?

There's actually an Aussie bar just up the road. They do passable pies and pasties.

Don't worry. I did the decent thing and finished dinner early before his meeting. Update should be incoming.

You can't act magnanimous when you only promised to end dinner early if I gave you a free one off kill.

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Update incoming, you turds.

 

[Hoggmaster]

You can't act magnanimous when you only promised to end dinner early if I gave you a free one off kill.

Be afraid CJ. Be very afraid :sarcasm:

 

[Jason Maher]

Ozzy: who is BM talking about in that first sig quote?

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Six

The night started off rather inauspiciously for five of the dungeon's denizens, as they found themselves locked in a room full of treasure.

Confronted with such opulent wealth and the prospect of potentially being trapped forever, they did what any sane and reasonable folk would do: they turned on one another.

The horned halfling and the half-starved werewolf both turned on Throgg. Only the timely intervention of his entirely too chummy friend (who pats a friend on the butt, honestly?) saved the Orcish barbarian from an untimely end.

Jason Maher is not dead. He is Throgg, Treasure Hunters Aligned Orc Barbarian.

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In retaliation, the Orc's bodyguard cum lover (that's Latin, you perverts) lashed out and caved in the lycanthrope's skull.

cjrankin is dead. He was Gavin Tailor, Independently Aligned Werewolf.

The Paladin, unable to do a great deal, curled up in the fetal position in the corner and hummed the tune to The Crying Game.

It wasn't all bad news for the handsome lad, because his being locked in a room did stop somebody from trying to kill him.

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The Dragon, his target locked up with the treasure horde, did a great steaming pile of f**k all.

And thus ended a rather uneventful night.
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[mickyj]

reports please before we vote

 

[Jason Maher]

Suck my orcish balls cjmerkin.

 

[HowHigh]

Definitely have to vote either SGL or soc

 

[HowHigh]

One of SGL, soc or Dutchy are JM's body guard and another is the horned halfling

 

[mickyj]

SGL would have some protection I would think. Soc seems a better option. But want some info before the train gets going

 

[HowHigh]

Sorry I just re-read
I know for a fact that between soc, Dutchy and SGL their 3 characters are:
JM bodyguard
Paladin
Horned halfling

 

[Dutchy]

In retaliation, the Orc's bodyguard cum lover (that's Latin, you perverts) lashed out and caved in the lycanthrope's skull.

That's Soc.