Eels in the media

[Gronk]

Repeat after me: F**k


Eels forward Kelma Tuilagi is facing another lengthy ban after being charged with a Grade 2 Crusher tackle in the last minute of Saturday night's 34-20 loss to the Dragons.

Tuilagi and team-mate Jack Williams were charged over incidents in the match, with the second-rower facing a three-to-four match suspension for the tackle on Dragons forward Jack De Belin.


It was Tuilagi's second offence after returning a week earlier from a five match suspension for a dangerous throw.

Williams faces a fine for a Grade 1 Carless High Tackle on St George Illawarra prop Emre Guler.

NRL Judiciary Report: Teague cleared by IRL panel; Rhinos forward banned

Knights utility Mason Teague has been cleared by an International Rugby League judiciary panel after being cited over an incident while helping Cook Islands to qualify for the World Cup.

www.nrl.com

 

[the phantom menace]

Kelma's a liability. Hope he gets the Cartwright, Matto, Lane treatment next season in Cup.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Repeat after me: F**k

*ffs kelman!

 

[85 Baby]

Parramatta Eels Announce New Partnership

The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce a new partnership with SipEnergy, a leading provider of solar and battery solutions for residential and commercial clients.

www.parraeels.com.au

*Sips energy
Cheers

 

[Gronk]

 

[Twizzle]

 

[King-Gutho94]

Nice stuff hopefully Lachie gets through and overcomes the tumour.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'd be useless at visiting sick kids because I'd just be sad for them the whole time. Also because I'm a f**king nobody who doesn't make kids smile.

"Who is this bald nuffy interrupting my PlayStation time?!?"

 

[Gronk]

 

[Eelementary]

Alpha types, even alleged fake ones like me is what’s needed.

Gareth Hock, you mean?

 

[Eelementary]

New phone - who dis?

 

[Timana]

New phone - who dis?

Our statistician?

 

[the phantom menace]

Didn't know the kid was a Parra fan, he goes alright!

Have been watching some of his matches - currently getting towelled up in the Wimbledon doubles final by the home town favourites though.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Didn't know the kid was a Parra fan, he goes alright!

Have been watching some of his matches - currently getting towelled up in the Wimbledon doubles final by the home town favourites though.

Was cursed the moment Parramatta decided to get behind him.

 

[hineyrulz]

Was cursed the moment Parramatta decided to get behind him.

This club could stop a train.

 

[Gronk]

Some imbecile from Murdoch’s stable wrote an entire article about us based the 3 posts on twitter by Neville Nobody and his mates.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crazy-parramatta-eels-coach-jason-ryles-torn-to-shreds-for-bizarre-dylan-brown-move/news-story/0c71e982772ebb25b0d81b8daf275903

 

[JokerEel]

Some imbecile from Murdoch’s stable wrote an entire article about us based the 3 posts on twitter by Neville Nobody and his mates.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crazy-parramatta-eels-coach-jason-ryles-torn-to-shreds-for-bizarre-dylan-brown-move/news-story/0c71e982772ebb25b0d81b8daf275903

he looks like he drinks his own piss

 

[Gary Gutful]

Repeat after me: F**k


Eels forward Kelma Tuilagi is facing another lengthy ban after being charged with a Grade 2 Crusher tackle in the last minute of Saturday night's 34-20 loss to the Dragons.

Tuilagi and team-mate Jack Williams were charged over incidents in the match, with the second-rower facing a three-to-four match suspension for the tackle on Dragons forward Jack De Belin.


It was Tuilagi's second offence after returning a week earlier from a five match suspension for a dangerous throw.

Williams faces a fine for a Grade 1 Carless High Tackle on St George Illawarra prop Emre Guler.

NRL Judiciary Report: Teague cleared by IRL panel; Rhinos forward banned

Knights utility Mason Teague has been cleared by an International Rugby League judiciary panel after being cited over an incident while helping Cook Islands to qualify for the World Cup.

www.nrl.com

F**k

 

[Gary Gutful]

he looks like he drinks his own piss

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I thought it was apple juice...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Some imbecile from Murdoch’s stable wrote an entire article about us based the 3 posts on twitter by Neville Nobody and his mates.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crazy-parramatta-eels-coach-jason-ryles-torn-to-shreds-for-bizarre-dylan-brown-move/news-story/0c71e982772ebb25b0d81b8daf275903

One of the dumbest articles I have read. No comments about how shit he has been to date. I like Ryles' suggestion that the "future starts now". Brown will be told how he fits in for the rest of the season, but from all reports he is fine with that.