Eels Next Coach

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I’m just disappointed LU had the chance of a world exclusives by the insiders and we screwed it up.

@Gary Gutful could have done the first interview last night.

You blokes like have let @Timmah down.

I don’t know why he puts up with us tbh.

 

[Stevie]

Agree.

100% it’s Ryles. He was offered officially Friday morning and signed final documents, negotiated (Friday/ Saturday) with the club deciding to announce tomorrow.

Source: My waters.

Never, EVER doubt Stevie's waters!!!!

 

[Noise]

I hope Ryles has already called about 8 of our players telling them they are free to f**k right off.

 

[Noise]

We needed change, hopefully Ryles will shake things up.

On 1 November I expect the entire squad to be at the same army camp that the Storm go to every year...these mentally piss weak merkins need an attitude adjustment from day 1.

The next week they should be introduced to the very best wrestling coach in the world.

Any one who fails either of these two weeks should be introduced to the 2025 Ron Massey Cup coach and told you're never coming back here. Pack your bags, f**k off.

We show up at the same army camp at the same time as the Storm. Weapons fully loaded. Have at it!

 

[RustedonEel]

We show up at the same army camp at the same time as the Storm. Weapons fully loaded. Have at it!

We can hide all their bags. That'll cause a Bellamy meltdown.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Never, EVER doubt Stevie's waters!!!!

What are you talking about Stevie?!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

We show up at the same army camp at the same time as the Storm. Weapons fully loaded. Have at it!

 

[Sensei Cobra]

^That’s the storm, right ?

 

[Noise]

^That’s the storm, right ?

*Shaun Lane

 

[Avenger]

Agree.

100% it’s Ryles. He was offered officially Friday morning and signed final documents, negotiated (Friday/ Saturday) with the club deciding to announce tomorrow.

Source: My waters.

 

[hineyrulz]

I hope Ryles has already called about 8 of our players telling them they are free to f**k right off.

Plus all the coaching staff, while he’s on a roll he can tell MON and Ben Rogers too f**k of as well!!

 

[pazzaeel]

Mate, I have known it was going to be Ryles or Hannay as our next coach for 2 years (unless they could have jagged a Bennett or Robinson type).

Have always been happy with either one as an option.

Don't suppose you have any inside word on the future of MON? or any other new appointments relating to the new coach?

 

[TheCrowe]

Four more years in the wilderness with Kearney Mk11.
Haven't learnt anything about buying Storm rejects.

 

[Stevie]

I'm honestly over the moon. The more I looked into Hannay, the more I felt he could be a "one of the boys" coach. I think both the QLD flogging, the demise of Sharks and those f**king choppers turned me right off.

Lets cheers Ryles on and see what he can bring. He is astill a huge unit! I have no doubt he brings some SPEED players in and focuses solely on defence like Melbourne do.

Hugely exciting!

 

[Johnny88]

Good choice with Ryles. Should shake things up.

 

[Gronk]

Never, EVER doubt Stevie's waters!!!!

You're the only one who legitimately called it mate.

 

[Gazzamatta]

We needed change, hopefully Ryles will shake things up.

On 1 November I expect the entire squad to be at the same army camp that the Storm go to every year...these mentally piss weak merkins need an attitude adjustment from day 1.

The next week they should be introduced to the very best wrestling coach in the world.

Any one who fails either of these two weeks should be introduced to the 2025 Ron Massey Cup coach and told you're never coming back here. Pack your bags, f**k off.

Paulo. "But my foots still sore!"
Lane. "I dont think this is a sound physiological program!"
Lussick. "Can I team up with Gutho"?
Sivo. "Can I just lift the weights?"
Russell. "Is there a rope involved?"
Carty. "Do I need to bring a bag?"

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Obviously our backline depth needs fixing!

But I reckon Ryles, won't be thinking about cutting any players yet (except maybe Sivo, which is already happening) until he has had the opportunity to "coach" them first.

Yeah some have been in poor form, but most of our top 17 or so players do have the ability.

I say he will back himself first to get them into form before making any big decisions.

 

[Gazzamatta]

I'm honestly over the moon. The more I looked into Hannay, the more I felt he could be a "one of the boys" coach. I think both the QLD flogging, the demise of Sharks and those f**king choppers turned me right off.

Lets cheers Ryles on and see what he can bring. He is astill a huge unit! I have no doubt he brings some SPEED players in and focuses solely on defence like Melbourne do.

Hugely exciting!

Ya know until @Avenger mentioned his Barry Beath I never even noticed.

 

[Gronk]

Obviously our backline depth needs fixing!

But I reckon Ryles, won't be thinking about cutting any players yet (except maybe Sivo, which is already happening) until he has had the opportunity to "coach" them first.

Yeah some have been in poor form, but most of our top 17 or so players do have the ability.

I say he will back himself first to get them into form before making any big decisions.

That will upset some merkins. Last I saw they wanted every player sacked, bar Moses and Charlie.