Eels release Kieran Foran

[Dibs]

That narrows it down to most people.

True but his first name is Gary so that rules out most of us

 

[Avenger]

When he was at Manly, Foran was my favourite non Eels player however he has severely dented my expectations and the respect that I had for him as a leader/player. I feel cheated.

 

[El Diablo]

we gathered that

 

[Bigfella]

Yes then you found out he has a tab account and now he is a cross between Jack the Ripper and Ivan milat

 

[lingard]

Hayne proved his loyalty when he broke a contract with us. If he really loved the club he would come back for unders, and if he would take unders we'd take him back in an instant. As it is, any amount of prolonged negotiation shows he's all about the money, which is just like Foran and Watmough, except their names are synonymous with leadership, toughness and team success.

Keiran Foran's name is synonymous with leadership and toughness? I'd have another look at that if I were you.

 

[Avenger]

Yes then you found out he has a tab account and now he is a cross between Jack the Ripper and Ivan milat

Is Foran a Croat?

 

[lingard]

Why doesn't he Gary what?

You don't know much about Garrying, do you?

 

[Gary Gutful]

True but his first name is Gary so that rules out most of us

Are you having a go at me, Dibs?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You don't know much about Garrying, do you?

I invented Garrying but then it became commercialised and popular so now I thumb my nose at it.

 

[Dibs]

Are you having a go at me, Dibs?

Do you want me to have a go at you?

 

[The Phelan Folly]

I invented Garrying but then it became commercialised and popular so now I thumb my nose at it.

I invented the mirror selfie, back in '88.

 

[El Diablo]

Is Foran a Croat?

i heard Hayne is

 

[Avenger]

i heard Hayne is

He is orginally from Montenegro.

#serbsbythesea

 

[Gary Gutful]

Do you want me to have a go at you?

Right, so you are having a go at me then?

 

[Avenger]

Right, so you are having a go at me then?

I think he is.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Be the bigger man, Gary. Have a go back at him!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey Dibs - Suck a fart!

 

[hineyrulz]

Don't cop his shit Gaz.

 

[Parra47]

Foran has reportedly said he has no intention of quitting footy, saying his injury has shown him how much he needs and loves it. Good stuff. He will get back to his best.

 

[Suitman]

Foran has reportedly said he has no intention of quitting footy,

Wow.
Another Rebecca Wilson article proven to be factually incorrect.
Who would have thunk it?