Hollywood Jesus
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Fingernails time
Try tooth time!
I had chicken for dinner tonight. With two minutes to go and Melbourne on our line I'm just sitting there, tense as f**k, just taking all my nerves out on this chicken bone as I gnaw it to death.
Melbourne go over in the corner and I just let loose this gutteral scream as I tear the chicken bone out of my mouth...taking my cap with it. I've had that damned cap since I was kicked in the toothipegs in '93 and now it's bloody gone!
I guess the dentist is gonna get a call from me tomorrow and there's $100+ gone down the drain.