Eels v Week One Finals Team List Thread

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wouldn't it be easier to call in a minor bomb scare?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bernie will just charter his own private plane.

 

[hybrideel]

Get some old Chinese lady to throw some coins in the jet for luck. That should buy some time

 

[Stevie]

So me dear friends... Truth time. Can we beat these filthy merkins on Saturday or what? I cant think of anything else at the moment. I want to beat them so bad it hurts!

But, does anyone think we can go down there and smack them? And if you do, how will we do it?

 

[Joshuatheeel]

They'd whip his shit off the plane and be in the air quicker than you could say "try again merkin".

They'd probably also break all of the belongings in the bag out of spite.

Anyone else got any silly ideas?

Wasn't suggesting it, but not sure it would that quick.

They would have to first get all the luggage out of the plane. Then assuming the flight has at least 200 people, individually check a shit load of luggage to see you owns each piece.

And Who cares if they broke all the shit in the bag, we wouldn't be stupid enough to put anything of value in it!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Wasn't suggesting it, but not sure it would that quick.

They would have to first get all the luggage out of the plane. Then assuming the flight has at least 200 people, individually check a shit load of luggage to see you owns each piece.

And Who cares if they broke all the shit in the bag, we wouldn't be stupid enough to put anything of value in it!!

Are you suggesting that airport workers are slow?

That is scurrilous. They are some of the most highly engaged, adaptive and prompt merkins on the planet.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

So me dear friends... Truth time. Can we beat these filthy merkins on Saturday or what? I cant think of anything else at the moment. I want to beat them so bad it hurts!

But, does anyone think we can go down there and smack them? And if you do, how will we do it?

Yes we can!!

Play like we did against the broncos in the first game and we will go very close. Aggressive defence, high completion rate and excellent kicking game is what we need. Storm gave raiders plenty of chances but their halves were terrible.

My concern is we will do all that but Smith will cost us because of poor fullback play!!

 

[Stevie]

Yes we can!!

Play like we did against the broncos in the first game and we will go very close. Aggressive defence, high completion rate and excellent kicking game is what we need. Storm gave raiders plenty of chances but their halves were terrible.

My concern is we will do all that but Smith will cost us because of poor fullback play!!

Well, that is assuming Bevan does NOT play. I don't think that is confirmed yet, is it?
Those back 3 at Storm are lethal.

Anyone else care to share their thoughts on this?

f**k I hope we beat them!

 

[hineyrulz]

Not unless it is a Storm try they are reviewing !!!!

As if they will be going to the bunker for a storm try.

Cammie will be blowing the whistle on the spot.

 

[forward pass]

Well, that is assuming Bevan does NOT play. I don't think that is confirmed yet, is it?
Those back 3 at Storm are lethal.

Anyone else care to share their thoughts on this?

f**k I hope we beat them!

Does not sound too promising. Given it is not sudden death they will not risk him if he is touch and go. Save him for the next game.

It is just our bloody luck though isn't it. With Gutho and Bevan in the side we would beat them for sure.

 

[Bazal]

Wasn't suggesting it, but not sure it would that quick.

They would have to first get all the luggage out of the plane. Then assuming the flight has at least 200 people, individually check a shit load of luggage to see you owns each piece.

And Who cares if they broke all the shit in the bag, we wouldn't be stupid enough to put anything of value in it!!

Happened on a flight I was on in Melbourne. Pushback was delayed fifteen mins

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey @emjaycee, I found something for you to read on the train.

 

[isaiah]

Well, that is assuming Bevan does NOT play. I don't think that is confirmed yet, is it?
Those back 3 at Storm are lethal.

Anyone else care to share their thoughts on this?

f**k I hope we beat them!

Hope is all you have

 

[hineyrulz]

Hope is all you have

And trolling other peoples forums is all you seem to have, what a sad pathetic Looser YOU ARE!!

 

[Stevie]

And trolling other peoples forums is all you seem to have, what a sad pathetic Looser YOU ARE!!

Hiney, calling someone a Loser and spelling it wrong is never a good look bro hahahaha

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hiney, calling someone a Loser and spelling it wrong is never a good look bro hahahaha

People deliberately misspell it.

Its an ongoing gag on here.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hope is all you have

HOPE IS ALL YUO HAVE YOU LOOOOOSER!

 

[hineyrulz]

Hiney, calling someone a Loser and spelling it wrong is never a good look bro hahahaha

Whooooooooooosh!!! And like the cretin would of picked up the spelling mistake anyway. He has to take both shoes off to count to potato.

 

[Gary Gutful]

As if he owns shoes...

 

[TheParraboy]

We won't win, who are we kidding.

They are too clinical, too perfect a football side. For us to have a remote chance our completion rate HAS to be over 90 percent.

Plus we need them to be off their game, particularly Cronks kicking. Moses and Norman need to be on song, a couple of 40/20s would help

Storm by 14-18 points for mine