The game as called by me on Leagueunlimited:
Scorers:
EELS
Tries: Morris, Petersen, Lyon x 5, Vaealiki, Moodie, Graham x 2, Cayless, Hopkins, Webster.
Goals: Witt 4/6, Morris 1/2, Dykes 4/5, Hindmarsh 0/1.
SHARKS
Tries: Gallen
Goals: Andeson 0/1
By the clock:
1st min: Kickoff on a wet and cold night with both sides only playing for pride.
16th min: Still no score in a very evenly contested match with the Eels and Sharks both playing a very expansive game.
17th min: TRY - Sharks. Some poor Eels defence lets Paul Gallen crash over out wide. The try came after Michael Sullivan kicked a contentious 40/20 call. Conversion unsuccessful. Sharks 4-0.
23rd min: TRY - Eels. John Morris throws a dummy from dummy half and goes over untouched. Shayne Hayne has been his usual whistle happy self and piggybacked the Eels down the field. Conversion successful. Eels 6-4.
29th min: TRY - Eels. Michael Witt drops a nice ball behind the Sharks defence and side show bob(Petersen) is there to pick up the scraps. Touchline conversion successful. Eels 12-4.
33rd min: TRY - Eels. A quick play the ball by Nathan Hindmarsh to Adam Dykes and Dykes moves left, passes right to Jamie Lyon who zig zags his way to the line and through some soft defence. Another great conversion from Michael Witt. Eels 18-4.
37th min: TRY - Eels. A great long range try to David Vaealiki and it was started by John Morris who has been by far and away the best player on the field at present. At this rate the Eels will leapfrog the Dragons into 9th position with two rounds to play. Conversion successful. Eels 24-4.
HALF TIME: The Eels hold a commanding 20 point lead and the highlight of the first half was a stoush between Darren Treacy and David Peachey right on half time. Shayne Hayne will have to work hard in the second half to keep the lid on some simmering feelings between these two sides.
NEWS: David Peachey has been sent off by Shayne Hayne after saying something derogatory to the referee. Initially, Peachey was given ten in the bin but said something on his way off the field. Hayne tried to call him back but Peachey kept on walking and then was told he could not return.
49th min: TRY - Eels. Jason Moodie has scored an easy try after Danny Nutley was given ten as the Sharks battle on with 11 men. Shades of Bill Harrigan in Newcastle last year. Conversion unsuccessful. Eels 28-4.
51st min: TRY - Eels. Ashley Graham scores a long range try as the Sharks struggle with 11 men. Conversion unsuccessful. Eels 32-4.
NEWS: Dale Newton has been sent off as the Sharks are down to ten men. I must say the send off was warranted for a blatant high shot. Parrmatta could well catch St George Illawarra now.
54th min: TRY - Eels. Jamie Lyon extends the Eels lead as the Sharks hit rock bottom. Conversion unsuccessful Eels 36-4.
56th min: TRY - Eels. Parra are scoring faster than I can type. Lyon gets his third of the evenoing and the carnage is far from done. Conversion successful. Eels 42-4.
58th min: TRY - Eels. Nathan Cayless gets a rare try as this game deteriorates into a farce. Conversion successful. Eels 48-6.
60th min: TRY - Eels. Lee Hopkins get in on the act with a simple kick over the top that sees him score untouched. Conversion successful. Eels 54-4.
62nd min: TRY - Eels. Ashley Graham gets his second as the score reaches embarrassing levels. Conversion unsuccessful. Eels 58-4.
68th min: TRY - Eels. Jamie Lyon gets his fourth of the night as the Eesl officially pass the Dragons on the ladder. Conversion successful. Eels 64-4.
76th min: TRY - Eels. James Webster scores to set a clubrecord for Parramatta. I'm not sure they would be too proud of the circumstances under which it was achieved. Conversion successful. Eels 70-4.
79th min: TRY - Eels. Jamie Lyon sets a club record with five tries and the Eels set a record for their biggest ever win since their inception in 1947. Conversion unsuccessful. Eels 74-4.
FULL TIME: Arguably the nastiest game of foot ball I have ver seen. Two Sharks players sent fromt eh field including captain David Peachey and from there on, it was all one way traffic as the Eels erased a 66 point negative points differential and leapfrogged the Dragons into 9th place. This will be big news in tomorrows papers.