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fat people at parramatta stadium

half

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as well all know the seats at parramatta stadium are packed pretty close together and for fat people like myself, it's a nightmare. it's hard enough getting to my seat, having to make everyone im my aisle put their knees up, but when i sit down i always find myself squished up to the people next to me. if i'm sitting next to a thin person i feel guilty for taking up half their seat and if i'm sitting next to another fat person, well let's just say it doesn't feel too good

would anyone else here like to see a specially allocated area for a group of fat fans at parra stadium, perhaps named the parra porkys, where we recieve more seating room and closer access to the place that sells food, whatever it's called?
 

sportive cupid

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Seriously though this idea has some merit.There is much talk on this forum about whther Brian Smith should or shouldnt be the coach,and how this is affecting the average Parra supporters enjoyment of the games .I wonder whehter this is merely a smoke screen for the real problem- namely uncomfortable seeating at the stadium :shock:
I appluade you Half for having the courage to speak out :clap:
 
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When the teams losing we notice the small things but if the teams winning I'd stand on broken glass to watch them play.


The Parra Porkys now thats a classic :lol: . Now this may sound a little sexist but can that group be allowed to have Women with big breasts involved...please? Its such a good name for it.

For e.g when u spot a woman (who is at the game) and she has the norks to go you can say "Look at those Parra Porkys."

Anyone agree??
 

half

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yeah that sounds excellent

screw this fat people thing - norks are where it's at
 

JessEel

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sportive, it was bound to happen, it had been days since the last one :lol:
 
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Half, I just buy an extra season ticket seat each year.

The good part is that I have lost 22 Kilos in 16 Weeks so I might not need it next year.
 

half

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yeah i saw 2 islanders at the sevens taking up 2 seats each. theys was huuuge, like my favourite norks
 

half

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Jake the snake said:
What does everyone think of Jessica Simpsons Norks?? U have to admit its a nice rack.
she looks like ian thorpe with implants
 
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