favourite simpsons episode

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

tbh

i LOVE family guy.

but the simpsons will always be the cream of the crop IMO.

 

[Mr Saab]

Daddy Daughter day is also great

"Whadda ya got riding on this"
"My Daughter"
"What a gambler"

"Wel.......come..........to.........the ..........coach......es...........hot...........line"
"In....the........game.......between........cin...............cin...........at..........ti"

 

[Walt Flanigan]

The ice hockey episode is my clear favourite, so many one liners.

"here's your turtle alive and well"

 

[skeepe]

My favourite episode is with the Malibue Stacy and Lisa makes her own doll, some absolute gems in that episode

Great scene where Lisa is talking about making a new doll, and Grampa is talking about getting a new job.

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to ya."
Grampa: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to ya."
Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Lisa: "Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here..."
Grampa: "And griping. It's time for..."
Lisa: "Action! I've got to talk to that woman who invented Malibu Stacy and see if I can get her to..."
Grampa: "Come out of retirement. I'm gonna get me a job, a real malibu and see if Stacy...can help...invent...me... young. Help!"
Lisa: "You're getting a job."
Grampa: "Yes! I'm going where the action is."

Grampa: "Come in, come in. Mayday! I'm losing your transmission!
Man: "I said french fries!"
Grampa: "What the? Do we sell... french... fries?"

 

[Thomas]

The ribwich episode was on the other day.

"I'm getting the shakes...and I'm getting the fries..."

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Was just having a browse through some quotes and these are the wons that made me laugh the most. Some of my favourite episodes are. 1) When bart wages war on Shelbyville for the lemon tree. 2) Burns casino. 3) When Bart takes over Camp Krusty. 4) Anything featuring lots of Mr Burns (he cracks me up).


Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
hits tree

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

 

[leaguerules]

all great quotes KTF ican remember most them

 

[Dr Crane]

If this gets out, Kwazy Klown Airlines will be a laughing stock!

 

[lolesi]

Lemon Tree episode!