FFB Hypothetical Footy Team

[Joker's Wild]

Chuck me on the bench as a utility

Jack of all trades, master of f**k all

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Im the greatest player since Clive Churchill

 

[Didgi]

I'll be back up Halves/Hooker if those positions are taken... best position is 5/8 tbh.

Be warned, my defence is Marshall-like. I need a big hitter like Martli to guard me tbh.

 

[StormChaser]

Cheerleader! Cheerleader! Psht! I wanna be the rub down person.

 

[Didgi]

Kiki can do our team newsletter.

 

[Apey]

18th man - Apey

here's hoping the top 17 are fully fit and firing.

 

[Didgi]

Seconded.

 

[DB]

Cheerleader! Cheerleader! Psht! I wanna be the rub down person.

I heard FLight of the Magpie also put up his hand for that job

 

[Martli]

I wanna be the rub down person.

*Tweaks hamstring*

 

[Non Terminator]

too many rangas in that team tbh

Not dyeing tbh.

 

[Martli]

Your ranganess better not rub onto me when we pack down for a scrum.

 

[Spike]

People would be well within their right to write the team off. They would play like something- a - rather

 

[Non Terminator]

I'll wear headgear...it'll be red.

 

[Martli]

People would be well within their right to write the team off. They would play like something- a - rather

You know it!

 

[Martli]

I'll wear headgear...it'll be red.

Gotta make sure you've got tuffs of hair coming out the holes, also if you can get beaver menzies style headgear that would epic as.

 

[Non Terminator]

I'll look like a whack-a-mole, but red.

 

[McLovin]

It'll look like a volcano spewing out molten lava...

 

[Non Terminator]

It'll blind the opposition.

 

[StormChaser]

*Tweaks hamstring*

*Gets the body chocolate....er...I mean, Dencorub*

 

[Timmah]

I'm thinking second-rower would be more my schtick than prop (yes I know why I've been chosen there :lol, I'm quite the tall fellow, you know...