FFB Hypothetical Footy Team

[Non Terminator]

I'm thinking second-rower would be more my schtick than prop (yes I know why I've been chosen there :lol, I'm quite the tall fellow, you know...

And I thought I could be prop instead of second-rower. 115kgs and 181cm isn't a second rowers weight haha.

 

[McLovin]

NT = Dave Taylor?

 

[Non Terminator]

So I'll never hit expectation and end up signing with Souths? Sh*t...

 

[Frederick]

1 Fred 6 Dutch

You can feed me balls off your hip all day long

 

[McLovin]

pfft...not before i recieve some nice long cut out balls on the chest...

 

[Dutchy]

Fatmah can swap with NT

1 Fred
2 MC
3 Kungl
4 Dean
5 DragonPunk
6 Dutch
7 Bazal
8 NT
9 Simmo
10 Eele
11 Martli
12 TimTam
13 Downie

14 Jokers
15 DU


Dutchys personal assistant: Stormchaser

 

[Bazal]

Good forwards, slick halves...three quarters are a worry, I dunno if a self professed beer gut and a drunk with a mullet are the answer on the wings tbh...

 

[Non Terminator]

Who's first opponent confirmed?

 

[Dutchy]

Souffs

 

[Non Terminator]

We needs a logo. Souffs, who claims to go past turnstile Sandow?

 

[McLovin]

Good forwards, slick halves...three quarters are a worry, I dunno if a self professed beer gut and a drunk with a mullet are the answer on the wings tbh...

You knockin' the backline merkin??!?!?

 

[Dutchy]

I will make the back line look good. Who ever is on the left anyway.

 

[Bazal]

I will make the back line look good. Who ever is on the left anyway.

Well that's good, cos all my kicks go to the right :sarcasm:

 

[Dutchy]

Lucky you will rarely get the ball on the last

 

[Bazal]

Then we will lose...Baz is deadly inside 20

 

[DownUnder]

You two are reminding me of the halves from a team I played in.

 

[Dutchy]

pfft

 

[Bazal]

You two are reminding me of the halves from a team I played in.

Talented, sexy, and just generally superstars?

 

[Dutchy]

Yep

 

[McLovin]

All you fgts need to do is give me the ball... i'll do the rest...