FIRST TEST AUSTRALIA v WEST INDIES. Nov 30-Dec 4, PERTH STADIUM.

[baggygreen man]

Not sure the human metronome Josh Hazlewood would be all that pleased with his 8-0-31. Usually averages low 2s e/r. He put his first six on the perfect line/length and even swung a couple. Later he tried to replicate the swing and over pitched taking off the pressure. Yes he missed the wood by a coat of varnish on couple of occasions but generally he lacked his usually blinding accuracy.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bloody hell Hazers, very disappointing you didn't get 10/0 off 1.4 overs, lift your game son.

 

[Twizzle]

geez, couple of decent balls from Haze to get started

 

[Fangs]

Great innings and has the name to get with it. Hopefully makes a step up from his first class record.

 

[Twizzle]

deserved that, well bowled Haze

well batted Chanderpaul, although his technique makes me want to vomit

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hazers strikes! Chanders is out!

Baggers, I'm not sure if you're a motivational genius or a curse

 

[Twizzle]

this Bonner has a thigh pad on his belly, lol

 

[Fangs]

Marsh gone. Suppose thats why he wasn't bowling much recently.

No Maxwell either. Stoin is gonna walk into the test team soon.

 

[Bazal]

this Bonner has a thigh pad on his belly, lol

I thought he was the f**ken night Watchman, got his wires crossed.

Village as f**k

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bonner will soon be a gonner I suspect

 

[yobbo84]

Windies 1/109 after 40 overs. Commentators keep criticising their lack of runs.

Australia were 1/110 after 40 overs in their innings. Commentators praised how they left the ball early on and protected their wickets.

 

[hineyrulz]

Time for some bald breaks.

 

[Fangs]

Wouldn't mind seeing Labs or Smith throw a few down before lunch.

 

[hineyrulz]

Sir Baldalot doing sir Baldalot things.

 

[baggygreen man]

geez, couple of decent balls from Haze to get started

Picked up our only wicket after showing the debutant what batting in a Test match is all about. Cummo was unlucky not to have a couple while Cam Green bowled the most ferocious spell.

 

[baggygreen man]

Sir Baldalot doing sir Baldalot things.

You mean not taking first innings wickets?

 

[hineyrulz]

You mean not taking wickets?

Bowling negative poo.

 

[baggygreen man]

Bowling negative poo.

Was watching old footage of Rowdy Mallet. Had he played same no of Tests as the bald one, betting he'd have taken more wickets.

 

[Bazal]

Bowling negative poo.

Mate you just f**ken wait til he finally tweaks his Jeff ball he's been perfecting for 12 years. Then he'll have ONE variation, batsmen look the f**k out

 

[baggygreen man]

a motivational genius

What else. Seriously Haze has bowled better than he did last nite. So wanted to make amends.