Folder or scruncher

[Dani]

I'd wank him :sarcasm:

 

[watatank]

folder.

 

[Skinner]

I'd wank him :sarcasm:

Oi.....

 

[Dani]

You want one too?

 

[Skinner]

You want one too?

:lol: :lol: incorrigible

 

[Spike]

I'm a converted folder due to an experience with cheap and sandpaper like tp from a shopping centre public bathroom.

 

[Martli]

The Martli Ass-wiping program:
Step 1: Fold to increase ply-count

Step 2: Scrunch folded toilet-tissue for fecal removal.

 

[Dr Crane]

But to be fair, you must fold.



If you scrunch, what happens if you get a rogue finger going where it shouldn't?

 

[hineyrulz]

Scruncher.

 

[Twizzle]

bidet flusher

 

[Azkatro]

Neither for me. I only need one sheet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpC1vAlBULg

 

[TooheysNew]

I haven't watched the video, but is it the rip out the centre method, with the bit for under the nail?

 

[Mixmasterreece]

I'd wank him :sarcasm:

Very nice, how much?

 

[Dani]

For Coby - $0

For everyone else - $8389827892789276899083209827982.50

 

[TooheysNew]

.

 

[Azkatro]

For Coby - $0

For everyone else - $8389827892789276899083209827982.50

Is the fee based on time taken?

 

[Dani]

No, how much i like the people. ;-)

 

[Mixmasterreece]

For Coby - $0

For everyone else - $8389827892789276899083209827982.50

You need to bring your rates inline with Robsters.

 

[Dani]

Not happening.

 

[Mixmasterreece]

Not happening.

Damn it. You drive a hard bargain.

Im going to have to consult my bank manager before soliciting your services.