Friggin' Horse Sh*t Here !!!!

[Seagullsrock]

Seymour Race 2 Nos. 2 and 10

 

[St. Brett]

Good Times Bad Times, Linda Meech?

I couldn't get on a computer yesterday as I was gonna tip out some sh*t in BRS, which didn't even run a place, so it's a good thing.
I can't get a winner!
I think Mohawk won the race.
I had Courtyard Circle!

I haven't looked at them today so I dunno.
I'm like, need to spell.

Besides...who needs to gamble when they've just purchased Porno Static's Hardcore Rock Chicks 3 DVD with a Kathy O'Hara lookalike on the cover?
I got all I need right here!
I'm forty quid outta pocket though.

 

[St. Brett]

Sorry boys, but this is it for me.
My ship's came in.
I have a confession to make before I sign off and here it is.
I didn't even like you people!
You meant nothing to me!
F*cking QLD supporters and MLB-ittes among other things!
To think that I let you participate in Brett Company and be a part of something.

To cut a long story short............tonight's 20 mill Lotto beckons me.
It's got my name written all over it.
And if that's not enough I've already got 3 tickets for Tuesday night's OzLotto so you can all go and get stuffed! I don't need ya!
It's been nice boys, but I'm not your friend, and I'm out of here after tonight, or Tuesday.
Get knotted!
If you think you're getting a percentage of my millions then you were severly misleading yourselves!
See ya in the afterlife you mother f*ckers.
I don't need ya's!
Live tha, lotto life! Live tha, lotto life!
I could spend the rest of my life!
Har har f*ck ya!
Nothing arse pieces of sh*t!

 

[St. Brett]

I've got 2 running doubles going into Canterbury today.

Race 2 number 4 Wildwind Spirit into horse 1 Dik Tak.

Then Dik Tak number 1 into Hades horse 9.

You guys understand how running doubles work, right?