Funny Joke *wipes tear*

[madunit]

did you hear about the leper who got caught speeding?
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

 

[Alba]

maybe this should be renamed the joke thread!! and everyone can keep posting jokes!

 

[White Poiner]

yay do that.

 

[Sir Biffo]

Why does Michael Jackson like Haloween?

Home Delivery.

 

[tUp]

that took me a second

 

[An41]

lol

 

[Phillips]

hahaha

 

[Martli]

Wouldn't a "family" pack of condoms be one that had condoms that um... don't work??