Funny Jokes

[yy_cheng]

http://www.parraeels.com.au/eelsbboard/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10942

 

[PJ Marshal]

at the start of the year whats the difference between newcastle and a triangle

how many f**king shapes you wanna use!

 

[Phillips]

wanna hear a joke?




























Newcastle Knights :lol:

 

[PJ Marshal]

cronulla sharks...theres another good joke

 

[Suitman]

Souths??

Suity

 

[parra pete]

The Knights' training was delayed last night due to the appearance of an unfamiliar white substance. It was later identified as a tryline.
Training resumed when it was realised that the Knights players were unlikely to encounter the tryline again. - Bloody ripper ha ha ha ha

I thought this one on the site was very good and very funny.

 

[parra pete]

The Knights are making a help-line available for fans who are
disappointed with their team's recent performance.

The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10. That's 0800, won nothing, won
nothing,won nothing.

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Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a
Knights shirt in bed?

Answer: You ain't gonna score.

 

[ozbash]

shame on you lot.
cast your minds (if poss ) back 12 months.

smiff and co were the biggest comedy act in the pacific.

how soon we forget tsk tsk tsk

 

[lolesi]

Also laughing at a team they have lost to this year.

:S

 

[Utey]

In the trials?

 

[Twizzle]

shame on you lot.
cast your minds (if poss ) back 12 months.

smiff and co were the biggest comedy act in the pacific.

how soon we forget tsk tsk tsk

next week all the jokes will be about the Warriors

 

[parra pete]

When we're on top there are no bigger loudmouths than Parra supporters!!!!

 

[Clarkieel]

when we are onthe bottom it is just as many loud mouths...all negative though

 

[Stagger eel]

when we are onthe bottom it is just as many loud mouths...all negative though

very true :lol:

 

[Sterling]

Found this today ... .. hillarious!

The Knights training was cancelled the other day due to a suspicious white powder found on the field. After calling the police and having the substance analysed it was discovered this substance was in fact the tryline. Training resumed as it was assumed the Knights would never encounter this substance again.


Michael Hagan took the Knights for a training run and first up he told everyone to assume their normal position. They all went and stood behind the goalposts waiting for the conversion.

The Knights are making a help line available for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance. The help line number is 1800 10 10 10. That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Question: What's your wife telling you when she wears her Knights shirt to bed?

Answer: You aint gonna score

Osama bin Laden has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell a rumour of his death in an explosion in Bagdad yesterday. To prove that he is still alive, he quoted that he had watched the rugby league game on TV last weekend and that the Knights played like "crap". UK & US government officials have dismissed the report saying that it could have happened any time over the past 2 years.

There are only 2 man-made things which can be seen from space with the naked eye from space. The first one is the Great Wall of China the other is the gap in the Knights defence.

Question: What is the difference between the Newcastle Knights and an arsonist?

Answer: An arsonist wouldn't have wasted that many matches!

 

[wittyz chick]

The Knights are making a help line available for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance. The help line number is 1800 10 10 10. That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

:lol: :lol: