Funny Pics

[Raiders_Premiers]

funniest is when my dads google searches come up

"pussy housewife miniskart"

"neighbour girl f**king"

 

[Monk]

sounds like the man has some fascinating interests...

 

[Didgi]

I'm just wondering what a miniskart is, and whether it's worth checking out :sarcasm:

 

[Chook Norris]

 

[Knightmare]

My dad used to be really f**king annoying when it came to computers. Big mistake to ask for his help, because he ends up being an annoying twat over it.

One time in late highschool he was helping me with a resume (that or an assignment, can't remember) but we had to find a file in my folder and instead of leaving me to find it by myself he insisted on standing right next to me as I searched through it. Of course, I knew I had left these hardcore porn shots in there that would come up as thumbnails so I said that it wasn't in this folder but he goes "Just check to be sure anyway". So I started scrolling through and 3 popped up, first one was of two chicks 69ing with vags visible, second one was of a chick licking another girl out on some sort of kinky side angle, can't remember what the third was. He didn't say a word at the time or ever after it, as soon as they came up I just said "You should probably just ignore that"... and immediately moved them into a different folder as soon as he left the room.

I would never let someone use my PC tbh. Porn and all sorts of other nasty things in my folders & favourites.

:lol: Never had this happen, but the most embarrassing was when I was in Year 11, I went onto a French language translator site on a school computer and typed in the 7 dirty words to see what they came up as in French. The screen then said school tech support had blocked my request. About 2 hours later Mum called me and told me to come to the schools' computer admin office, so up I go and it turns out the tech support teacher had found a record of my student account looking up the 7 dirty words, and both he and my Mum wanted to know what I was looking up!

Had a hard time convincing them it wasn't what they thought.

 

[Knightmare]

For that second last frame, I would have had him saying "I didn't take you for a VB drinker?"

 

[Jason Maher]

Closest I ever came to anything like that was playing an old Apple IIe game called Transylvania (basically a text adventure game with a few crude graphics) before school. The idea of the game was to find and rescue a princess named Sabrina from some nasty vampires. If you typed in a command the game didn't recognise, you got the response "I do not understand". So naturally being primary school boys we found it funny to type in ridiculous and/or rude commands and enjoy the constant refrain of "I do not udnerstand". The grand daddy, naturally, was "f**k Sabrina." The thing is, by pressing a key, you could remove the graphics and view a screen full of entered commands. When our teacher did just that, the very top line fo the screen was the "I do not understand" in response to "f**k Sabrina". Thankfully there was no way to scroll up.

edit: That was in response to Apey and Knightmare.

Also, it is my experience that WAGS have an innate 6th sense for locating porn on a computer, no matter how carefully hidden/erased.

 

[McLovin]

Suckin' back on grandpas old medicine!! gimme da booze ya pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!!

 

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[Apey]

pic relevant to earlier discussion

 

[HowHigh]

haha that guy just looks so sus in the last frame

 

[Apey]

ps. dumping some pics. can't remember if i've/they've been posted before or not.