Funny Stuff

[The Devil]

Just post whatever you think is funny here so everyone can enjoy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jBEvr6oMto&search=guy%20radio%20mom

This is just funny, wrong.. but funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zRMETCIqR...catch%20phrase
this is pure gold!! :lol:

 

[KF]

Umm..a white guy dancing to BoA (korean singer)..lol Everyone else thinks it's gay but I reckon it's funny. He's pretty good at it too. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zA_MgVg0I&search=myspace sucks

 

[astrogirl]

A mate emailed a joke to me today

> A bear, a lion and a chicken meet up.
>
> Bear says: "When I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest
> shivers with fear."
> Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire
> savannah is afraid of me."
> Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet
> sh*ts itself."

 

[RABK]

:lol:

 

[The_Joey_Show]

I'd post some of the jokes that were told at the Crusade after party - but I fear they may result in the website being shut down / sued / issued with death threats!

 

[Medievalknight]

I'd post some of the jokes that were told at the Crusade after party - but I fear they may result in the website being shut down / sued / issued with death threats!

Go on ...........be game ...........lol :lol:

 

[Jobdog]

PM them to me Mat, so then I at least get to hear them

 

[Medievalknight]

PM them to me Mat, so then I at least get to hear them

What makes you think ur so special JD :roll:

 

[The_Joey_Show]

Go on ...........be game ...........lol :lol:

I'd rather not go into it, other than to say that none of them were very politically correct!

Paulie, if you are lucky you might hear a few of them on the bus on Sunday...

 

[Jobdog]

I'd rather not go into it, other than to say that none of them were very politically correct!

Paulie, if you are lucky you might hear a few of them on the bus on Sunday...

Oh Matty, I'll get them out of u by the time we arrive at Canberra Stadium. I knew there was a reason I was sitting next to u for the trek down and back. They just might be good to tell at 6am, who knows, it might wake me up :lol:

 

[Medievalknight]

Paulie, if you are lucky you might hear a few of them on the bus on Sunday...

What about meeeeeeeee

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: Ur not important :sto:

 

[astrogirl]

 

[Medievalknight]

:lol: Ur not important :sto:

Guess who is NOT going to Canberra ............and its NOT meeeeee :lol: :lol:

 

[Medievalknight]

:thumb

 

[astrogirl]

Thanks - I love those comics!

 

[aqua_duck]

I'd post some of the jokes that were told at the Crusade after party - but I fear they may result in the website being shut down / sued / issued with death threats!

hehe go the michael jackson jokes.

 

[RABK]

hehe go the michael jackson jokes.

Some of the jokes had me in stiches, if i needed to piss i would have.

Nice seeing you today. Sorry i had to fly, had a customer complaint to attend too.

 

[Stranger]

In a rateing of 1-10... how old is MJ's BF?

 

[astrogirl]

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain"

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more ?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."