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:lol: precisely, just found a trove of those jokes on somethingawful. I spose it's that time of the night where I think they're pretty funny ;-) moving along...
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
:lol: Thats slightly goodStranger said:A guy walks into a butcher and goes
"I bet ya $50 says ya cant reach the meat on the top shelf."
the butcher says " naaa mate the steaks are to high"
:lol:
ahhhhhh thankyou thankyou you're to kind![]()
:lol: :lol: :lol:Parki said:Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted
Stranger said:I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day... i couldnt find any![]()