whether or not he's a dick - every time he plays he plays huge...
There are other things wrong, obviously
Surely you're not serious?
Can't you see that the entirety of all problems the Sharks have can be blamed on Gallen?
He is so selfish he sticks with the team when clearly he does it for the money and the huge chance of premiership success he gets. No other team would want him anyway.
And he is the captain. Every thing every player or club member, board member, even every fan, does should be under scrutiny by him, and therefore his fault if it is wrong.
He stuffed up our finances by being so selfish he took less money to stay with us than he was offered to leave.
He is a grub too. So that means everything is also his fault.
And people don't like him. I bet Pauline Hanson doesn't like him. Bunnies Man obviously doesn't. Nor Phil Gould. That clinches it. It is his fault. Everything.
Gallen clearly doesn't lift the players around him. Players come to the Sharks for the chance to represent such a glorious club with its rich history of success. They merely "put up" with having Gallen there. The few times he has won the game for us (by being selfish, mind you) in no way inspires anyone else in the team, and his club and representative team mates and coaches all speak very poorly of him (since he is a selfish grub).
Although he has some cool powers, being Captain Peptide and all. Not only is it all his fault that the Sharks have any troubles at all, but his absence will send the Sharks further down the gurgler. He is special, he will make us worse by being at the Sharks AND by not being at the Sharks.
The main problem is he has no class. All the good props and back rowers in history, not to mention captains, were known for their class, but under Gallen's leadership the club has followed a general downward trajectory.
Before Gallen, the Sharks were a resounding success, off the field, financially, and of course results wise. But since he has joined the club, and particularly since he captained, we have just been getting worse and worse (though we did finish equal first one of those years and made the finals some of those years, and we have secured a development that is the most promising financial news in our history, those things were not due to Gallen), and obviously a good captain would make up for coaching, financial, senior player behaviour, backline talent, and injury deficiencies.
Since Melbourne finished last after a big scandal with Smith as Captain, I'd also like to nominate him as a useless captain.
Gallen and Smith, what have they ever done? What nuffie teams have they ever captained?