Game of Thrones Mafia 2

[Apey]

Yeah he died Night 1 but wasn't written up until Day 2, the census was after that.

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Five

"The imp has to die!" one of their number shouted. Cripples and midgets always made good scapegoats in dire times.

"You're fools!" he cried as they dragged him towards the gallows, but he'd never make it there. The ol' Lannister red made an appearance with Tywin and Joffrey at its head.

"Stop this at once," the Hand shouted, "This is an unlawful trial".

"Well said, grandfather," Joffrey chimed in, "In fact, we have your criminal here for you. Sir Ilyn, if you'd do the honours..."

The redhead struggled valiantly, but the guards held her down and Sir Ilyn lay her pretty little head across the block. Her last thoughts were of Jon Snow.

Dutchy is dead. He was Ygritte, Seven Kingdoms Aligned Hot Piece of Wildling Ass.

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[Apey]

Will have to go back and look but I imagine the Census would have included PP dying even if Mis forgot to include it in the initial write-up.

 

[Dutchy]

Forgot about PP's timing. Righto unless thorson got shit info and Baz is a merkin. We should have our man.

But do we go Tywin or Joffrey?

 

[Dutchy]

merkins.

 

[Bazal]

For f**ks sake how do we kill these merkins? Lol.

Alas poor Dutchy, I wanted to recruit ye...

 

[Misanthrope]

Forgot about PP's timing. Righto unless thorson got shit info and Baz is a merkin. We should have our man.

But do we go Tywin or Joffrey?

I almost feel bad for you after reading this

 

[Apey]

Well that's a debbie downer. Basically confirms whall is Tyrion though.

 

[Dutchy]

I almost feel bad for you after reading this

You've joined Whall Beeker and Bazzi on the shit Spartacus role list.

 

[whall15]

Well that's the very definition of bizarre.

 

[Misanthrope]

You've joined Whall Beeker and Bazzi on the shit Spartacus role list.

Wasn't I already on it for getting you lynched last game?

 

[Dutchy]

I'm gonna add in a revive, just to give you two shit roles then.

 

[Bazal]

On the plus side we know who Tyrion is and you all now know that I'm actually town investigator and not at all bad in any way....but apparently the midget is protected.

 

[mickyj]

Going Tywin did not work. Going tyrion did not work. So it must be joff or someone else in line or maybe tyrion can be killed but not lynched

 

[Beeker]

What have I done? I let you warm my bed Dutchy! Showed you castles and gold. Showered you with the finer things you could never of dreamed up in that frozen wasteland you call 'home'.

 

[Apey]

It was an auto-lynch used by the Lannisters brosephs

whall will be right to go tonight I think

 

[Bazal]

What have I done? I let you warm my bed Dutchy! Showed you castles and gold. Showered you with the finer things you could never of dreamed up in that frozen wasteland you call 'home'.

Hey....whoa...I'm RIGHT HERE man

 

[soc123_au]

It was an auto-lynch used by the Lannisters brosephs

whall will be right to go tonight I think

This. Tyrion is still ripe for the picking.

 

[Beeker]

Bazal you're a white walker, Dutchy was a feisty, fiery wildling wench! For you home is a frozen wasteland... and I mean that in the kindest possible way.
You stay on your side of the wall and I'll stay on mine.

 

[joshie]

What if I told you I was some crazy lady of some place with a t. How would
That help kill these Lannisters