GAME THREAD: Eels v Sea Eagles - Round 3 (16th March 2023)

[the phantom menace]

No, a grubber and chase for the fattest merkin in our side....

 

[Avenger]

f**k off Hodgson.

 

[Jake the snake]

Who’s our attacking coach ?

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

I'm going to bed

 

[the phantom menace]

It’s like we see how shit our right side defence has been going and we assume everyone’s is that shit. SOMEONE HAS TO ACTUALLY RUN THE f**kEN BALL!

Well, those moves work fine when we train against ourselves...

 

[Eelementary]

It's like our passes are in slow motion - defences don't have to second-guess themselves, because we offer nothing ball in hand.

 

[hindy111]

Hodgson. Lol old man

 

[Happy MEel]

This is a bottom 4 team.

 

[the phantom menace]

And the opposition go end to end for six points.

We. Are. f**ked.

 

[Noise]

Doorey also shit

 

[hindy111]

Let’s just give the choker another contract hey

3 more years Jake. I'm sure Hodgson will take his player option as well

 

[Jake the snake]

Just give Brad Arthur another 5 years

 

[The Predictor]

Schuster could have scored himself….oh dear…

 

[King-Gutho94]

Put a fork in us we are done

 

[Avenger]

Doorey is pissweak and unfit. f**k off.

 

[the phantom menace]

Paulo's gassed, what's he even doing on there at the 26min mark in 30 degre heat?

f**king BA's rigid bench rotation system... and our lack of squad strength which means we don't have anyone decent come on to replace him.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

weak as piss Hodgo & Doorey

 

[yy_cheng]

Well, those moves work fine when we train against ourselves...

They work against the reggies, don't know why they don't work against nrl teams

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Lol feels like we’re at half pace here Manly just sliding easily

Manly are frontloading their effort and we are rewarding them by not completing our sets.

 

[Happy MEel]

Hodgson is absolutely done. He is terrible.