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Ello ello your majesty.
I hear that Sculthorpe scrapped his knee the other day whilst riding his dinky.
He was like "It's own'lay a flash woond."
Sorry, my Inglesh isn't to good.
Is it true that Sculthorpe was a former member of East17?
It feels like a frig'n morgue in this section of the web site man.
So anyways check this here Custer.
I thought i'd roll back time to about a year or two ago when you GB last played NZ in your best of 3 test matches.
Think it was 2003.
It ended up 1-1 and a draw.
Remember that?
Well, in one of the games No'Zaylend were smashing you.
And of cause your double act commentators Flemmins an Stephenson started looking for excuses as to why you were being smashed.
And Flemmings comes up with this one.
They pointed the camera on the touch judge and Flemmings goes "He's an Australian referee Mike."
And he kept going back and saying the same thing.
"Don't forget that it's an Australian touch judge."
The other night though, when you were being smashed in the 1st half Flemmings comes up with that doozy that it was a computer virus that swept through your team.
And the way that Tim Mander gave you all those coushy penalties at vital stages was amazing.
He'd turn blind eyes when you guys f*cked up but he'd be all over NZ if they were out of line.
Tim Mander only wanted to be loved by the locals.
I'll tell ya another thing.
When NZ were leading at half time they soon come out in the second half and realisation hit them.
They'd go to pack down a scrum and GB and NZ would look at each other, teeth chattering and they'd say to each other "If one of us wins tonight then that means we have to play the Aussies!"
So they then went "You can win. No, you win...no we don't want to win, here take the ball.....We don't want to play the GREAT Australians.
Give up Ingland!
Come down here and play in Australia for a change ya chicken sh*ts.
I hear that Sculthorpe scrapped his knee the other day whilst riding his dinky.
He was like "It's own'lay a flash woond."
Sorry, my Inglesh isn't to good.
Is it true that Sculthorpe was a former member of East17?
It feels like a frig'n morgue in this section of the web site man.
So anyways check this here Custer.
I thought i'd roll back time to about a year or two ago when you GB last played NZ in your best of 3 test matches.
Think it was 2003.
It ended up 1-1 and a draw.
Remember that?
Well, in one of the games No'Zaylend were smashing you.
And of cause your double act commentators Flemmins an Stephenson started looking for excuses as to why you were being smashed.
And Flemmings comes up with this one.
They pointed the camera on the touch judge and Flemmings goes "He's an Australian referee Mike."
And he kept going back and saying the same thing.
"Don't forget that it's an Australian touch judge."
The other night though, when you were being smashed in the 1st half Flemmings comes up with that doozy that it was a computer virus that swept through your team.
And the way that Tim Mander gave you all those coushy penalties at vital stages was amazing.
He'd turn blind eyes when you guys f*cked up but he'd be all over NZ if they were out of line.
Tim Mander only wanted to be loved by the locals.
I'll tell ya another thing.
When NZ were leading at half time they soon come out in the second half and realisation hit them.
They'd go to pack down a scrum and GB and NZ would look at each other, teeth chattering and they'd say to each other "If one of us wins tonight then that means we have to play the Aussies!"
So they then went "You can win. No, you win...no we don't want to win, here take the ball.....We don't want to play the GREAT Australians.
Give up Ingland!
Come down here and play in Australia for a change ya chicken sh*ts.
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