The Silverdale Phantom
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Alice the Mascot lives a double life.
By day, she attends pet shows and competes for Lithgow Rodent of the year.
Pretty Ribbons in her hair. Claws done with pink nail Polish.
She is pretty good at the mouse wheel event, clocking up good times for the rpm female open.
Alice excels in the political questions. I heard her once submit that blowing up the world would secure a long and lasting peace. I agree.
But at night, the Lithgow folk, they take their giant rodents hunting for cats. It’s a serious business.
A typical tactic is that Alice will hide behind a corner. A cat will sniff her out and place a paw around the corner expecting to pounce on her.
Alice backs up carefully.
Pussy creeps forward expecting an easy kill turns around but is surprised when she comes face to face with Alice.
Many cats have died of fright at the unexpected size of animals they usually consider are prey.
It’s a bit of a shock to the system, understandably so.
Many environmentalists agree with it because it doesn’t involve explosives or Agent Orange people from Lithgow usually use to kill animals with, but I still think it’s cruel.
By day, she attends pet shows and competes for Lithgow Rodent of the year.
Pretty Ribbons in her hair. Claws done with pink nail Polish.
She is pretty good at the mouse wheel event, clocking up good times for the rpm female open.
Alice excels in the political questions. I heard her once submit that blowing up the world would secure a long and lasting peace. I agree.
But at night, the Lithgow folk, they take their giant rodents hunting for cats. It’s a serious business.
A typical tactic is that Alice will hide behind a corner. A cat will sniff her out and place a paw around the corner expecting to pounce on her.
Alice backs up carefully.
Pussy creeps forward expecting an easy kill turns around but is surprised when she comes face to face with Alice.
Many cats have died of fright at the unexpected size of animals they usually consider are prey.
It’s a bit of a shock to the system, understandably so.
Many environmentalists agree with it because it doesn’t involve explosives or Agent Orange people from Lithgow usually use to kill animals with, but I still think it’s cruel.
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